reppocs @reppocs

Vine superstar. Very serious person. Sweet little Linux baby. Leader of Antifa. If you're a potential employer, this is a parody account. poopfart.biz New York, NY Joined August 2008

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3 months ago

Dad rap. Instead of cars and jewelry, you just brag about how your son's doing in travel baseball.

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3 months ago

If I see one more person use the term “unalive”, I’m going to kill myself.

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4 months ago

87% of people in NYC are recording a vlog. The other 13% are pushing that 87% on to the subway tracks.

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4 months ago

I think one of the best parts about having done standup for a long time is seeing some of your friends fail and then turn in to right wing lunatics.

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10 months ago

This son of a bitch cut me off and stole my sunshine.

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10 months ago

My favorite black and white film is White Men Can’t Jump.

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a year ago

Can’t wait to hear all about the Harris crime family! #BidenDroppedOut

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a year ago

In an HR meeting, because I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt.

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a year ago

I like coaching, because I enjoy yelling at other people’s kids.

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a year ago

87% of people in NYC are recording a vlog. The other 13% are pushing that 87% on to the subway tracks.

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a year ago

My toddler would be horrible on Hot Ones.

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a year ago

Accents are dumb. You're just going to let the place your parents fucked tell you how to talk? Straight beta shit.

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a year ago

I named my son Protagonist.

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a year ago

A lot of guys get “#1 Dad”…

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a year ago

In an HR meeting, because I called the CEO a “short king”.

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a year ago

My daughter: “I want to watch the Christmas episode. Me: I don’t know which season it is. My daughter (talking as if I’m mentally handicapped): It. Is. Spring.

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a year ago

In an HR meeting, because my boss asked us to recommend team building exercises and I suggested couple's massage.

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a year ago

I've been doing a lot of job interviews lately. I don't want a new job. I just like to see if they notice the porn hub tab I have open while sharing my screen.