textsfromtherook @rookietexts
real texts from our fist pumping rookie drunk Joined April 2012-
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I'm deathly hungover I need to keep the buzz going
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Yes sir. Been drinking since 11am yesterday lol
Just gonna hang in tonight I'm home now and struggling hard. The buzz wore off and the hangover kicked in lol
No problem bud. Beers and attractive servers soon?
The drunken peeing snapchat just became our new thing lmao
I haven't showered in 3 days. I feel so gross right now lol
I hooked up with two different girls in the same day yesterday. That was a first
How am I supposed to study with hot taint sitting right by me in the library. It's distracting!
Studying for my two exams tomorrow and Friday. Then for my two more exams next week
I was pretty hammered last night. I drank a pint of makers and a 6 pack of dirty bastard.
I snuck of of a girls apartment at 5am this morning.
It looks like some girl took a shit in my eye. How do I pull that off?
Dude I have pink eye in one eye. Should I go out for the last party of the year before summer and say fuck it.
Tomorrow I'm going to be a shit show
Just some sorority girl I used to bang last semester.
Girls don't care how fast you can run a mile. They care about how muscular you are
For the record beer goggles took advantage of me Saturday and now this girl keeps texting me.
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