Sam Levine @samjlevi
Full-time pandemic parent, used to have a cool job in the before times. Joined October 2020-
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My mom: “Well you’re 40 now, it’s all down hill from here!” 11yo: “I don’t get that? Downhill is the best part, like sled riding or skiing or when you’re on a bike…” Perspective ❤️
I’m feeling gaslit and triggered by how an ortho dr treated my kid today. I’m not going to let her pain be minimized like mine has been! Dr said her pain was both normal and exaggerated. And her ligaments are fine bc “most kids don’t injure ligaments” #neisvoid #hypermobility
I need advice from those who know #Hypermobility My kiddo fell dancing in the living room. Now she’s in a boot (after cast) for a fractured ankle. Dr says she’s almost healed, ok to walk. But kiddo says she’s having a lot pain. Do I push for an MRI bc of #hsd ? Dr is skeptical
Been feeling this since 2020, and now I’m reading a recently published book that is basically dystopian sci-fi set in present day. 🙃
Been feeling this since 2020, and now I’m reading a recently published book that is basically dystopian sci-fi set in present day. 🙃
Moth season is here. These are the types of moths.
I’m a bitch I’m an Orca Sinking boats Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale My sinking never fails
From last year, since warbler season is in full swing: What your favorite migratory warbler says about you.
Forget a hot girl summer I want a Winnie the Pooh summer with no pants a cute little shirt and a chubby belly
Clearly this is going to be the best Mother’s Day she’s ever had
Clearly this is going to be the best Mother’s Day she’s ever had
This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.
I’m way more excited about this than I should be given how high cases are. But I’ll take what I can get, so Wooo 🥳 Substantial!!
I’m way more excited about this than I should be given how high cases are. But I’ll take what I can get, so Wooo 🥳 Substantial!!
Sorry, Margaret.
“When someone recognizes you in a grocery store nod briefly and become a cabbage.”
When you’re stuck home w kids who are recovering from colds who are driving you nuts, just create a treasure hunt! Take your sectional couch apart and dig out all the toys, food, and unidentifiable junk. My kids are still enjoying their booty. I’m sipping coffee. #parentingtips
Finally, if you got this far, please be aware that @WHO just changed masking recommendations. They used to recommend masking based on epidemiological situation, but b/c cases are consistently high, masks are now universally recommended in enclosed spaces. x.com/who/status/161…
Finally, if you got this far, please be aware that @WHO just changed masking recommendations. They used to recommend masking based on epidemiological situation, but b/c cases are consistently high, masks are now universally recommended in enclosed spaces. x.com/who/status/161…
"This is the most transmissible variant ever." Which is? "XBB.1.5" So, not Omicron? "No, it's Omicron." I thought Omicron caused a big wave last year. "It did. But this is a different Omicron." What about the wave in the spring? "Also Omicron. But a different one." 1/
Going into 2023 trying not to think of it as a pandemic time marker. It’s hard. This was from September 2020
Doesn't get much clearer than this over at @nytimes "A high-quality, well-fitting mask is your best protection against infection from the coronavirus, influenza and R.S.V." #MaskUp #CovidIsNotOver #RSV #Flu 😷❤️🙏 nytimes.com/2022/12/13/wel…
Warning parents! @Target shipped this present from 🎅🏼 in the toy’s box. Just slapped a shipping sticker on! I’m lucky my kids didn’t see it (and that it didn’t get stolen off my doorstep!!) 😡
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I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
This is a terrible take for many reasons, and makes me determined to now write a fantasy WITH a wheelchair in it. But let's deconstruct WHY this is terrible... 🧵
The CDC has released the most recent report on the US birthrate and it has dropped to 1.62. Why would women want to have children in the US right now? - gop states are stripping women of the right of bodily autonomy - women in Idaho have to be airlifted to other states to be…
My timeline is a mix of H5N1 news and Swifties so I guess that’s also what you can expect from me for a little bit
Things they tell you are easy but are actually really stressful: breastfeeding
If you’re the parent of a special needs student do you just perpetually live in a state of assuming the whole school admin team hates you or just me?
@MegStEsprit One of my siblings fought so hard for accommodations for their child that they ended up running for a seat on the school board. Some of the accommodations were so simple that they started using them widely.
I work really hard to use body positive words with my kids. It’s difficult in a world laden with negative body talk. Today my 5yo saw a Torrid store and said “Look! A store for oval bodies!” ❤️❤️❤️
I had an EXISTENTIAL MELTDOWN. This story could not exist. If the child in question was going down the slide and running to the swings, he could not also currently be writing this story! It was impossible!
since sapphic artists are having a spotlight moment right now they are indeed white femme sapphic artists, use this as a thread for sapphic artists of color, butches, transmascs, etc 🧵
Once upon a time there lived a teenage girl who stayed up watching MTV every summer night from 12-4 am hoping they’d play this video again.
28 years ago, no doubt released the classic ‘don’t speak’
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
@clhubes This looks like a Montessori/Waldorf playroom- the toys are aesthetically pleasing, but they’re also designed very intentionally to encourage open-ended and imaginative play!
When people talk about moms who “make motherhood their whole personality” it’s like baby if you don’t like it come watch these kids and I’ll go do a hobby
Insane drunk purchase armchair has arrived at Casa Berry
I may have drunk purchased an absolutely insane armchair. Watch this space...
I want to know more about the people involved in the outlier clusters in Alabama/Florida and California/Arizona
Upstaging western Pa’s massive flooding with an EARTHQUAKE is so classically eastern Pa — always showing us up 🙄🤣
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