Sam MacDonnell @samuraimic
Pack 'em fat, hit 'em hard. 782 Joined November 2009-
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One of my favourite mcs is dead. I will never get to see the beastie boys live. Shit. Glad he was here while he was... Namaste #ripmca
@BuckZack Hell yeah, that made my night. We saw him on the I GET WET 10th anniversary awhile back! #AndrewWK #PartyHard #Whydowedothis?
@shawnyd782 bro diddley! Not much man slowly recovering from a successful #420 how bout you?
@BuckZack no doubt, plump jolley motherfucker with his tuxedo and plate of cheese
@BuckZack haha looks so bad because whitey so happy, but actually a great song check it! "fast cars n whiskey, long legged girls n fun!"
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@comedynetwork I tweet in haiku - 5 This is why you should hire me - 7 for #bestjobever - 5
@comedynetwork If hired I will never mention The Bachelorette in tweets.
@comedynetworkCause I will cuddle you all through the night and I make the best Eggs Benedict for breakfast-Whoops thats #pleasestaythenight
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@comedynetwork Most candidates are fueled by a desire for success. I'm motivated, much more effectively, by the fear of failure. And bees.
@comedynetwork I will never come in to work stoned unless it's a really nice day. Or I get a lunch break.
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@comedynetwork I will use the position as a platform to pay tribute and remember Macho Man Randy Savage! Never forget Macho Madness!
@comedynetwork I need that job because my only other option is working for NASA and I'm terrified of heights, outer space, aliens and fire!
(May 1, 11pm) Woo hoo, no more socialism! Wait, OSama?! Fuck!
Back on Twitter; have a feeling this time we're in it for the long haul. Commence recycling facebook thoughts:
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