sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp

carolina gal living in savannah. nc state alumna. full time paralegal. part time bartender at a haunted brewery. she/her. all views are my own. Savannah, GA Joined June 2012

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Carol Roth @caroljsroth

2 years ago

He’s almost old enough to be president…

New York Post @nypost

2 years ago

He’s almost old enough to be president…

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sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp

2 years ago

😶 the accuracy…

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lex. @lampoonnn

2 years ago

I’ve NEVER in my life needed to see a peeled pickle. Put that mane clothes back on

✰ @blkdior

2 years ago

I’ve NEVER in my life needed to see a peeled pickle. Put that mane clothes back on

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sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp

2 years ago

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genre petty @pourfairelevide

2 years ago

😭

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sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp

2 years ago

😂

lil bruh @fitfuljest

2 years ago

😂

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Cecile Richards @CecileRichards

2 years ago

“We simply cannot be a country where your access to the care you need is determined by the whims of ideologically driven judges and lawmakers without medical or scientific training.” nytimes.com/2023/04/20/opi…

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

3 years ago

The only news I want to see from here on out

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sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp

3 years ago

Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg

3 years ago

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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa

3 years ago

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

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Claire Ballentine @cfb_18

3 years ago

Did not expect to read such an epic burn in the NYT metropolitan diary

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

3 years ago

One of the facts seared into my head is that when Derek Chauvin was convicted for murdering George Floyd, he was only the 7th cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of the 15,000 police killings in those 16 years.

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Karina ★ @karinasworId

3 years ago

One of my favorite paintings ever The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet

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Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch

3 years ago

These are called dummy cages. When I discovered my cellmate’s lifeless body in the cell with me, prison guards put me in one of these cages for a few hours. Not a fun place to have a panic attack.

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

3 years ago

The “will even quit unfulfilling jobs” is cracking me up. Like yes. Good.

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. @laurenthehough

3 years ago

Women are allowed to have checking accounts.

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Gabrielle Bates @GabrielleBates

3 years ago

Did you know the first-ever poet (that we know of) & the first-ever novelist (that we know of) were women? Do you know their names? Were you ever taught about them and/or their works in school? (I wasn’t, that I recall)