so Fn baked @sof_nbaked
you are kinda funny and I laugh at everything, that's why we are friends :) fort wentyville bc Joined February 2012-
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Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt
YES!!! and it came with rollies! #sohappy #blessed @Explosm #jokinghazard #tokinghazard
I was "that" guy tonight, the guy riding the bus with a McChicken in his pocket...
If you use some one else's hand to give yourself a hand job (like a puppet) would it be considered mastetbating
What a great time for fromunda cheese carefully aged in the taint cave
If your state legalizes pot your team could make the Super Bowl too!
Dude, let's go smoke a superbowl! #seahawks vs #DenverBroncos #SuperBowl
You know you have given up on life when you wear through the soles of your crocs
For my 10,000th tweet I really didn’t wanna say “cunt” but there’s no denying that I did. Cunt, just in cast you missed it the first time.
If you look very carefully, you can actually see your own butthole.
@circlejokes don't be nervous about your 10,000th tweet, hope it doesn't suck!
Just signed up for Vansterdam 4/20 Tweet Up/Tumblr Down on Fri, Apr 19 @ 6pm #Vansterdam_4/20 twtvite.com/Vancouver420
There Is a large amount of shit on here tonight, maybe I am not high enough, hmmmm, I can fix that problem
Hope you all got a little time, to your self, to masturbate today ;)
I am not going to add you on facebook because I don't want you to see how awesome I really am.
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Mr.Mårïjūâñà @MrMarijuanna
635 Followers 916 Following #KFG#stayhigh i tweet about all things weed, i try and keep a open mind rep kush face gang always, and i follow back @Mr.Marijuana
Chronnoisseurs @HerbalChronicle
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Bob Woodward @realBobWoodward
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51 Followers 65 Following a guy who likes to cook. Quetion. If bananas can be made into waffles, why can't waffles be made into bananas?
KnoWhatI'mSayin'? @kev_dawg_
12K Followers 12K Following One day I’ll write a bio that doesn’t give clues on how old I am. Anyway, I’ve been a big fan of the original Star Wars ever since I saw it at the theaters.
Dudebilly Duds @DudebillyDuds
33 Followers 83 Following Shitty Dudes Making Shitty Clothes For Shitty Dudes.
m johnny @mjohnny3
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Elizabeth Hamilton Gu... @BestEverYou
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Pauly O'Foot @polio_foot
232 Followers 693 Following I've never had polio but maybe you have. I'm Pauly O'Foot, the Les Claypool of playing a clit. Also known as the White Django.
JP Johnston ME CSWP @jonnypjohnston
358 Followers 1K Following Irish Viking | Ancient Nerdsmith | Rocketeer | Geek | Hacker | ME | CSWP | GO PACK GO! | For Life!!!
Andy Woodcock @AndyWoodcock3
645 Followers 1K Following Former track star, retired from wallmart in 1983 to persue the American dream..Beer drinking and Hell Raisin #trailertruth #teamfollowback
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RicoChet (∞) @Ricoismmm
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Brent @Brentweets
10K Followers 682 Following Hi Brent! Just reminding you to write your bio. Love, Mom. P.S Underwear are in the wash, don't worry none of your friends can see this
duhtTweet @duhtTweet
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OolaLife @OolaLife
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Lee Myer @PeakT
124K Followers 138K Following Largest Independent Men's #Health & #Hormone Site. #Gymlover Can’t get enough of #Plantbased #Sustainability, #Antiaging, #Biotech, #Tech & #Futurism!
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