Serg @bonehugsnirony
medical writer Joined September 2009-
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[thanksgiving dinner] mom: no politics tonight everyone: absolutely me: this casserole reminds me of the bolshevik revolution
Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
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its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral
twin peaks is like if david lynch directed a tv show
me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute. therapist: let’s talk about your father me: no
just clicking my mouse a bit. having a look at my files
not interested in the "story" of any video game. i'll tell you what the story is. i'm a little guy who's just running around
(a person dies in a movie) my mom: did he die
God grant me the serenity to accept the clocks I cannot change, courage to change the clocks I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
“her forever home” is the funniest possible way to say this. like she’s an elderly dog who is finally getting adopted lmao
“her forever home” is the funniest possible way to say this. like she’s an elderly dog who is finally getting adopted lmao
Training the new guy at work to gradually lose the will to live
All models are wrong but some I am emotionally attached to
Pretty wild coincidence that the best music ever made just so happens to be all of the stuff I listened to from the ages of 15 to 25
You can't make this up.
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we drink coffee and do our tasks like we have so much time left but every day we’re a little bit closer to become cosmic dust. no, brenda. this email does not find me well.
Time to bring back this tweet in your tls
we drink coffee and do our tasks like we have so much time left but every day we’re a little bit closer to become cosmic dust. no, brenda. this email does not find me well.
still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this godforsaken platform @bonehugsnirony
Mood
My emotions™️ 7am: Today I’ll be more positive 10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself Lunch: ok I think I overreacted 5pm: another stupid day is over 8pm: if I get enough sleep I’ll be fine 12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
Hahaa... this is so real it stung a little. Lol
me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute. therapist: let’s talk about your father me: no
Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
the social content the social content I drafted for the after 5 rounds brand channels of approvals
I just accidentally uploaded this instead of my invoice on a company's invoicing portal and I can't delete it
insanely frustrating to have to craft specific documents for a job application (cover letter, statements of various kinds, etc) only to hear absolutely nothing back. surely an automated “thanks but no thanks” email isn’t that difficult
I need a little backpack full of coffee and a long straw
me, eight books into a fantasy series when the author once again explains how some magic artifact works for the potential benefit of a new reader: jesus CHRIST everyone KNOWS these shields store kinetic energy let’s move the fuck ON
Happy international women’s day if you’re a man you owe me $5
one thing from the "lockdown" period of the pandemic that should become a normal part of new adult life is little virtual meetings with your friends, often across time zones, drinking, learning new games, knowing you'll always have each other's backs through the end of the world
at some point you have to ask yourself: are you in it for the man, or his foreboding manor set atop a grassy hill that slopes gently to the sea, where rhododendron forests grow wild and the ocean breeze seems to whisper a woman's name