🐚 @VikingBut
I really have no idea what I'm doing here @desert_musings is the best. @[email protected] on Mastodon, https://t.co/uXt3dC7Yx3 on discord mobile.twitter.com/search/from:@V… Joined November 2020-
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You look like you eat SlimJims like string cheese, of course you can sit with us
If you want to have a good time: bust out the old yo-yo and "walk the dog". If you want to have a bad time: imagine a group of middle aged men dressed as Waluigi meeting in a cheap motel, writhing on the floor, eating overly ripe plums off a dirty carpet, moaning in dark ecstasy.
Desperately screenshotting Dril tweets like I'm trying to save scrolls from the Library of Alexandria as it burns.
famous athlete and dangerous proposition hi falling i'm dad
I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the clattering in the walls, the sighing through endlessly branching florescent-lit hallways, the garden of forking paths dripping dark tendrils into the depths of the earth, silently drinking the ferment I grow out of.
All this time trying to nudge an injoke out of an untouched inflight magazine as the tray sighs dreamily "table of content." So I storm off yelling turbulence for one and get a wink from opposing winds. I rough up my tie.
I’ll be straight with you. This isn’t iambic pentameter.
i found a way to save $8 a month
Things will get butter, keep churning
In preparation for the long winter I am slathering my body with butter but for some reason my butter churn is feeling snugger than it did last year and don't tell me that's not how butter churns work or that snugger isn't a word I have to live my life on my own two buttery feet
I’m gonna leave this all behind and go back to being a reply girl like I always wanted
In the airport duty free shop opening up all the cigar tubes looking for free hotdogs
YEAH! BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND! I shout from inside the burning house that I refuse to leave because I can't bear to abandon my collection of potatoes that look like shrunken heads
Just under the Earth's crust you'll find the Earth's juice box.
god I love a book with a weird map in the front. Yes confusing little map!!! you have done your job. I am enticed
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@mrsauntiepam @VikingBut x.com/erratarob/stat…
Twitter has fewer than 1000 users-per-server right now, a shockingly bad number that creates enormous costs. they should be at least 10,000 users-per-server, and really closer to 100,000. The solution is radical changes to their software stack.
@mrsauntiepam @VikingBut it takes 3+ people on 8 hour rotation to sit an watch a server log aggregate and hit *reset* on one or more of them every 20-40 minutes. and they don't write any code so Elon fired them.
@VikingBut More so than usual, but the whole site has been pretty janke for a few days. Glitchy. I'm curious to understand exactly how many people it really takes to keep something like this running properly.
@VikingBut Yep, sometimes they are completely empty.
For those who’ve followed me for awhile, you probably know that I’ve been low key obsessed with joke tweets about the Wild West for a long time, so at least you’ll be prepared for what’s coming. These are for you.
You don't understand they're not all in one place I've tucked them into every possible nook and cranny over the years some are in the walls some are buried in the basement some are only in my mind
$20 a month to keep my blue check? Fuck that, they should pay me. If that gets instituted, I’m gone like Enron.
@foodandwhining @Anyextee @VikingBut The second sun also only comes out once every 5 years!
@VikingBut @TheMomMEd @sweetmomissa @mommajessiec @difficultpatty @mom_tho @notmythirdrodeo @kevinthedad @HomeWithPeanut @Dad_At_Law So good to see you She’ll, thank you ❤️
@foodandwhining @Anyextee @VikingBut Photographers often use supplemental light especially when shooting into the sun.