LB @Lilbyrdy

YAYS: Good music, great food, funny folks, intelligent bullshit NAYS: racists, idiots, pedophiles, mayo. Driveby tweeter. Sometimes witty, often not. TX favstar.fm/users/lilbyrdy… Joined March 2010

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 months ago

Greetings from Texas. Hope everyone is happyish and not currently incarcerated. If you are, I hope it goes quick and that all your holes are safe.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

11 months ago

Hello, Twitterverse. Hope everyone is happy and healthy and who am I kidding.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

a year ago

Chili dogs are a good first date meal cause you really get to show off.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

a year ago

My sweet girl has bone cancer. I am sick and devastated. She's only 6 years old. Prayers for her comfort and my agony, please.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

Like a goalie except I use my tits to catch the escaping shreds of cheese from my mouth as I inhale a handful from the bag.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

We're all different. We all have our own talents. We all have our own skills. Some we waste, some we master. Like taking candy out of a wrapper quietly. I'm so good at that shit.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

Being a mom is so challenging. My daughter is in her Terrible 20s.

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Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn

2 years ago

I’m not sure if I should go with the “sexual predator” or “are you a cop” mustache…I want to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible on Easter Sunday.

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nay (dino) 🖤 @Lilblack_heart

2 years ago

i might be a crazy bitch but at least i’m funny too

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

2 years ago

The hard candy shell is better than the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. There, I said it.

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

2 years ago

A hot 20 something approached me at the gym and I thought oh man here we go but she just thought i was having a heart attack

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

I'm fixin to be Get On With All That Bullshit years old.

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Spleenly @spleenly

2 years ago

Midlife crisis powers, activate!

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

It's ma birfday in 1 week. Plenty of time to get the Strip-O-Gram set up. Thank you.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

Yeah 80s hair was big and crazy but these goddamn eyelashes.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

In my experience, not all big dicks have said energy.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

Working in this middle school has me reeking of confused hormones and angst.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

Flowers and candy and such are nice but if you're relying on that as "proof of love", well, only the other 364 will tell the truth on that.

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LB @Lilbyrdy

2 years ago

"We knew something was wrong when she was 30 minutes late for work." will not be said about me on my Dateline murder episode.

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Army Veteran, atheist,
here to share some laughs, it's the universal language
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I am the short, female, old, Samuel L Jackson of Twitter. Only not rich or famous. Also, I can't act. I'm just good at saying motherfucker.

Michelle says "Dance .. @RageMichelle

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Anyone wonder why every light is on in DC area at night? Bc military bio weapon in use on ME & they don’t want me escape @ 4426 Harrison St NW DC - help!!!

Nic olia @GITMOinDC

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SALMAN MALIK @SALMANM07143037

31 Followers 36 Following Hail the light

Chicago

Member FDIC

Views are my own because you're not brave enough

I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is.

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

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Craving @calluptome

15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK

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Trey @treydayway

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blondii ✌︎︎ @hardasamother

58K Followers 8K Following 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 💜 no backup accounts ♥ Taken

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2

Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka

37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.

January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

19K Followers 2K Following Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

tazz @noneofyours99

85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥

Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma

14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

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102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

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1.2M Followers 170K Following There's pride in every Whataburger. #ProudToServeYou

Native Texan, Mother, Wife, and Businesswoman running for Congress in Texas's Eighth Congressional District. One of us, for all of us.

Laura Jones for Congr.. @CongressLaura

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Single.
skype: david.goloso
whatsapp por DM
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respetuoso educado profesional
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1.1M Followers 100 Following Hubby to @lilgeorgiapeach/Father to 7 strapping boys/ They are my world/Oh yeah, played a little baseball for the Atlanta Braves

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183K Followers 6 Following Guitarist. Analog Man. Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. HOW YA DOIN? https://t.co/OEU7a6QR0q Tickets On Sale 8/5

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486 Followers 967 Following Lover of dogs, sarcasm, and funny intelligent men. Here for fun and laughs, no dick pics or you're blocked. Gen X kid. Be a kind human. Go Red Wings!!!

Tales of a Waffle Hou.. @AutisticDad23

6K Followers 7K Following My Nanna's Tupperware dishes are insured. https://t.co/vQlU6tmbqj

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23K Followers 3K Following the realist bitch at this junior league function

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14K Followers 3K Following Avi is not me • Cupcakes make me happy• https://t.co/buMyYi2KiW #EnvyDaStrength

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$I am👅who I am⚡\_(ツ)_/¯✨Be🧬ng🦄on the right side of wrong ❌bots🤖🚫DM✋ReTweets don't👎subscribe/endorse War/Social Political/Religious👊isms🖖I👠follow👠back🫶$

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52K Followers 535 Following in 100 years none of this is gonna matter. as seen on @huffpost. @a_aronking is mine. in case of emergency: @gingerbrigade2

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110K Followers 3K Following Georgia 🍑s are the sweetest. Would I lie to you, baby? https://t.co/IbT1bP5hzP

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яicку @iinkedZombie

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58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12

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425 Followers 1K Following Self-loathing and alcoholism. NSFW or anything else. Sometimes parody.

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78K Followers 7K Following Q ⚔️ energy. coffee cups and thoughts https://t.co/V349QaXUGV

Scrappy Sue @scrappy_momma

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29K Followers 763 Following Smart slut in a capitalist patriarchy ❤️ https://t.co/D5PHwsR8bx

Chris P Bacon @gitson_shiggles

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EROS @CastanedaLarry

1K Followers 4K Following waiting on the world to change ...

Publicist, writer, producer. . I enjoy carrots. I don't like beets. If you like beets DO NOT even think of following me. Belong to team #carrotsnotbeets

B @AskBellaWagner

6K Followers 3K Following Publicist, writer, producer. . I enjoy carrots. I don't like beets. If you like beets DO NOT even think of following me. Belong to team #carrotsnotbeets

psychotherapist-always assessing-wiser-INFJ-cheap sunglasses can take you anywhere-5-foot flat wordsmith. All opinions are my own.

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Alan Alda @alanalda

a year ago

40 years ago today. ⌛️❤️

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Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter

a year ago

40 years ago today. If you know, you know.

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"There were some people who didn't like my being involved with Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan & disreputable rock 'n' rollers. I didn't care about that because I was doing what I really believed..." -President Jimmy Carter

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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

a year ago

My husband got upgraded to first class on our flight home and he went to the desk and told the boss lady in charge there must be a mistake, he would like for me to be in first class instead. So anyway long story short we both flew home first class.

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EROS @CastanedaLarry

a year ago

Lol 😂😆 fancy 😁

LB @Lilbyrdy

a year ago

Chili dogs are a good first date meal cause you really get to show off.

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✌🏻 Michelle Blanton ✌🏻 @smarts_is_sexy

2 years ago

@Lilbyrdy @AboveCloudLevel Omg! Mine too...23 and she knows all, has done all, and doesn't need anything but money 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Karl Schweitzer Call Sign: Baker @karlwschweitzer

2 years ago

@Lilbyrdy My condolences to you and your family. Why didn’t anyone in the 70’s and 80’s care about their kids hair???

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Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn

2 years ago

I’m not sure if I should go with the “sexual predator” or “are you a cop” mustache…I want to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible on Easter Sunday.