SassSlinger @sass_slinger
A schadenfreudist who tends to speak in snark. Canada Joined April 2012-
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You’re still wearing blush and posting cleave shots likes it’s 1999.
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Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk
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pardon me, simply making a greatest hits thread for my pinned tweet, carry on about your business
pardon me, simply making a greatest hits thread for my pinned tweet, carry on about your business
Everyone is trying to lose the same 20 pounds. No one cares.
Your kid is 12. Time to stop using their baby photo as your profile pic.
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You look like someone who’s googled if you should eat the bay leaf.
I just need to be kissed the way Owen kisses Christina.
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YES @KamalaHarris! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #WhenWeAllVote #Vote2020
I think the world will explode before we see the end of the cleavage avi.
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I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. medium.com/@BarackObama/h…
Ok but do you have a brother? I like for my pretty things to come in a set.
Congratulations for all the quarantine sex you’ve been having. We all totally believe you, and are all here for it.
No, you’re confused again. You don’t have a huge dick, you ARE a huge dick.
Congratulations, the world is on fire and you’re still lying about your relationship status.
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Twitter feels like one of those tired back-alley pubs being demolished soon, so we're all visiting out of nostalgia, nodding and raising a glass at old pals across the bar, before it's gone. Turned into a soulless conference centre called "X". Drink, anyone?
No one: Me: That crazy lady on the airplane was actually pretty hot.
I’m at Garde Manger in Montreal for dinner. On the menu there’s an option to “buy a round of beers for the cooks” for 18 bucks. Never ordered something faster in my life.
Thank you to everyone who watches Hot Ones can't believe we've been doing this for 20 seasons could not survive Da Bomb every week without you, the wind beneath my wings
I have this strange guilt/ick when I share some of the good things happening to me. I’m not boasting, just letting you all know that without you NONE of this shit happens to me. Periodt. And let this be an example, if it can happen to me, it can happen to you. For realz.
Hit 40k on here 🙏 appreciate you all. But specifically THE BIG ARISTOTLE HIMSELF, BIG @SHAQ DIEEEESSELLLL!
3 days left at work. Doing my best to set up whoever replaces me for success. Gonna miss my staff though. Kitchen family for life.
The best person to know in your life is a plumber. One with a Boston accent is obviously the best.
3 months before my mom passed away from cancer she had fallen and had to go to the hospital. Alone. I had to stay at my restaurant that day until midnight because I was super short staffed and “the work needed to be done”. I live with that regret every day.
@JT_Corpse This is my best ever (previously 34 secs) but I only beat my arch enemy @sass_slinger on this one by 2 seconds so I figure there are some freaks out there who did it even faster.
Wordle 505 2/6 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 KING OF THE NORTH!!
@roxystriar Oh man. I shower all the time. Mostly because I’m obsessed with the body wash @sass_slinger sent me. #lordofmisrule
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Washing my dog because she’s “daddy’s dirty girl” and now I need a shower of my mind. Thanks, you sick fucks.
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