Sassy Cupcake @SassyTexasGal
Avi is not me • Cupcakes make me happy• https://t.co/buMyYi2KiW #EnvyDaStrength TEXAS baby! Joined February 2012-
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Every time someone criticizes Taylor Swift she only grows more powerful.
Georgetown University just cancelled our event scheduled for this Tuesday evening. We received an email today from “Patrick Ledesma, MPH (he/him)” telling us that there isn’t sufficient time to deal with security concerns. To provide context: We’ve been planning this event…
Tip: you can't wear any pants if they're all in the wash.
People have had enough of these idiots.
People have had enough of these idiots.
My car keys were eaten by cannibals.
M. Night Shyamalan still making movies was a plot twist I did not see coming.
I don't try to make a good first impression bc it's disappointing to the person that meets me again.
One day you're young and in love; next thing you know, twenty years have passed, and your husband has started listening to yacht rock.
Is breakfast pizza a thing because breakfast pizza should be a thing.
Anyone else do a full systems check when they crawl in bed? “Yep, that shoulder pain has been there, ooo back is a little sore, still good. WTF did I do to my foot to make that pain?!?!”
Courage is to sit and make peace. Only cowards start the war.
Life gets so much better when you don't give a fuck about what someone thinks about you, and your inner peace is more important than proving your point.
Don't be too hard on yourself for feeling lost and confused, be patient, believe in yourself, forget what others think, and trust your journey.
Brilliant. As usual...
Sitting in my recliner waiting for death, you?
I do not carry a pistol so I can impose my will on someone else. I carry a pistol so someone else cannot impose their will on me! ~ LynnG #2ADefenders #AZWS #ShallNotBeInfringed
Don't take it for granted that the people you love will be there forever. Say I love you often before you're forced to say goodbye. 💚🪽
You dont have to share my beliefs or thoughts or ideologies for me to respect you or be my friend.
Today I bought a new level, C clamps, wall hooks for my utility room, a new miter saw blade, 3 plants and 2 new plant pots, my level of Dad cannot be reached by mere mortals
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Georgetown University just cancelled our event scheduled for this Tuesday evening. We received an email today from “Patrick Ledesma, MPH (he/him)” telling us that there isn’t sufficient time to deal with security concerns. To provide context: We’ve been planning this event…
Tip: you can't wear any pants if they're all in the wash.
M. Night Shyamalan still making movies was a plot twist I did not see coming.
I don't try to make a good first impression bc it's disappointing to the person that meets me again.
One day you're young and in love; next thing you know, twenty years have passed, and your husband has started listening to yacht rock.
Is breakfast pizza a thing because breakfast pizza should be a thing.
Three to six months, they said. Nothing can prepare you for news and heartbreak like this.
Courage is to sit and make peace. Only cowards start the war.
Life gets so much better when you don't give a fuck about what someone thinks about you, and your inner peace is more important than proving your point.
Don't be too hard on yourself for feeling lost and confused, be patient, believe in yourself, forget what others think, and trust your journey.
#FF #TGIF @DaddyDM @symatt @SassyTexasGal @mxgomez78 @tdcackler and @philhester Have a great weekend and #StaySafe, gang!! 😎
#FF #TGIF @DaddyDM @symatt @SassyTexasGal @tdcackler @mxgomez78 and @philhester Have a great weekend and #StaySafe, gang!! 😎
Anyone else do a full systems check when they crawl in bed? “Yep, that shoulder pain has been there, ooo back is a little sore, still good. WTF did I do to my foot to make that pain?!?!”
@PlanetTyrus I'm going out on a limb (not really) and saying this a-hole is definitely NOT a U.S. Marine. More like a 140 lb. worthless scum smoking weed & watching TikTok videos in his mom's basement. Just feed him to your fish.