jess lewis @surpriseitjess

its fine Joined July 2014

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189
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218
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cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL

3 years ago

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Kenty @FakeKenty

3 years ago

U pass me a blunt imma say some dumb shit like yippee!

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michael @FilledwithUrine

a year ago

if you don’t like being kissed on the lips don’t be such a great friend

100 4K 38K 1.8M 2K

sulky . . @sulky80715248

a year ago

ok well. im playing on the swings so..text u later

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jess lewis @surpriseitjess

a year ago

men cannot handle being described

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hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge

a year ago

little narcissistic beast

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hato @ha4to

a year ago

218 23K 141K 6.8M 8K

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manuel darquart @manueldarquart

3 years ago

no way

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charlotte @femaleuncle

2 years ago

It probably feels soooooo good for the people in my phone to receive drunk texts from me

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badubrook @justbrookwithaI

2 years ago

y’all so lucky i don’t take adderall i would literally be mayor right now if i did

65 10K 44K 2.1M 1K

Chris @citehchris

a year ago

deleting dating apps to focus on finding the loml in a shitty dive bar

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josef k hole @poeticdweller

3 years ago

this is what it feels like to send an email

42 10K 99K 2.7M 1K

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Loomer's threat @oldfriend99

3 years ago

Asking someone i just met if that's a new shirt

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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob

3 years ago

trying to flirt with a waitress and accidentally writing my phone number in the tip section of the receipt and charging 7 billion dollars to my debit card

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Lil Koko Bean @riddimthot420

a year ago

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

55 6K 54K 2.0M 1K

Austin @adoptedhighway

4 years ago

pleading insanity to get out of a $14.00 parking ticket

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michael @FilledwithUrine

2 years ago

made up a situation. i’m pissed

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swag 900 @swag9000000

2 years ago

texting my friends "what's the move" at 8am

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jess @enchantedjess13

2 years ago

let’s fast forward to 300 shirley temples later

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Sam Greer @_SamuelGreer_

347 Followers 537 Following 25

Iris 🔞 @IrisT1394

8 Followers 279 Following Exudes еlegаnсе аnd sех aрpеal

Degree6788 @RuthlessShot67

0 Followers 51 Following

Paul Yeric @paulyeric

135 Followers 143 Following

Anna Stein @annaasteinn

102 Followers 46 Following

kill @Bloc_killua

40 Followers 676 Following forever fornever

Ethan Wampler @etwampler

22 Followers 63 Following Everyone has a plan until everything turns into a cartoon

Karter_discreet_sex @SexKarter

1K Followers 4K Following Follow me + retweet and I will let You fuck me! 😈😈

mariana @marianajpeg

101 Followers 235 Following made a new account 🤡🤡🤡 time to recycle old jokes 😋

Cole Deutch @coledeutch

203 Followers 429 Following Kaizen.

William @William03870487

3 Followers 32 Following

euphoriash @euphoriash7

1K Followers 4K Following just a basic girl living in a ~hellish~ world. millennial. 420. #blacklivesmatter

Katie Cutler Art @KatieCutler_art

124 Followers 330 Following outlet for expression

I have no clue what I am doing on twitter, yet here I am! Engagement Lead @startupcltn/ Masters @UCLSTEaPP / Alumni @OhioState

Leah Friedlander @LeahFriedlander

309 Followers 545 Following I have no clue what I am doing on twitter, yet here I am! Engagement Lead @startupcltn/ Masters @UCLSTEaPP / Alumni @OhioState

Adi @aditweetzzzz

10 Followers 19 Following I downloaded twitter

Christian @FarukSaka11

282 Followers 4K Following Twitter philanthropist

mr. struggle @2frank2furiovs

272 Followers 417 Following

strawbry @strawbry_xo

130 Followers 145 Following music art n the rest

jack e libra gorjus @jonk_eee

106 Followers 336 Following punani disani (she/her)

m @applejuice411

169 Followers 178 Following goal: 1 million ❤️❤️😭

Kat Robinson @Kat_Robinson19

63 Followers 256 Following #blacklivesmatter

Claire Skivington @clairesophia27

520 Followers 466 Following the protagonist // uw madison law // tulane university alum #blacklivesmatter

Haïden @hprew1

82 Followers 183 Following the saucopedia

Jacob Lewis @Jadale1234

4 Followers 26 Following

Carls Barkley @CarlyStuntin

1K Followers 2K Following chaotic neutral

rachael @rachaelgarcia45

698 Followers 518 Following

Galadriel Logan @GaladrielLogan

18 Followers 77 Following

jor @jordanruth515

177 Followers 590 Following 🇮🇱🎗️🇺🇸🐻⬇️

no uhhhh @noahshappy

2K Followers 3K Following peace, love, rock & roll

trey johson @JohsonTrey

846 Followers 4K Following im a music lover and pussy connoisseur us #defstar5 & #makeyourownlane for frre rts/favs - 20 free beats @ link below

is bruff poppin? @isbruffp0ppin

88 Followers 148 Following bruffin it since 1963 ~~ anyone dtb?

lex @alexisagrrl

450 Followers 416 Following

Caro @512caro

257 Followers 421 Following design wannabe. (a personal not professional twitter. ty.)

Ralph Dildo Emerson @mellooooooow

393 Followers 669 Following philanthropist & comedienne | she/her

liv @oliviadeoma

221 Followers 394 Following tamucc ΓΦΒ // loves fried chicken 🍗

Katie Butler @_katiebutler

70 Followers 217 Following

jornse @j0rnse

366 Followers 981 Following the people’s pillow princess

Sydne Klein @sydne_klein

311 Followers 129 Following Docs @ Anonymous Content

orngle glunwing @nicejewishbitch

259 Followers 460 Following I’m mr sterling everything

julia @juliarich_98

358 Followers 342 Following

eden cohen @eedencohenn

257 Followers 249 Following

concerts of atx @EverAliveMusic

129 Followers 355 Following yes I love concerts yes I love Austin that's all you need to know ::: follow for all your concert info in austin

Beks @urbanbekah

88 Followers 202 Following care about the 🌎 • ATX, UT

Markos Salisbury @SalisburyMarkos

17 Followers 67 Following

WinstonDunbarRealtor @RealtorDunbar

698 Followers 5K Following REALTOR & SALES CONSULTING. https://t.co/VUCM7tOFY0 https://t.co/bsWPOvaNpM Global Real Estate Investin

Hannah @elisabethhan_

147 Followers 355 Following

David @DotFunDavid

27 Followers 103 Following

musiclove @altsingerslove

478 Followers 3K Following music music music

Mary @MaryinAustin

0 Followers 33 Following

Elica Le Bon الیک... @elicalebon

164K Followers 243 Following Daughter of Iran; attorney, speaker, author-to-be.

Amelia Adams @neuroticjewgay

12K Followers 2K Following law school grad who talks shit on the internet

Sam Greer @_SamuelGreer_

347 Followers 537 Following 25

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

1.2M Followers 155 Following All the latest news, reviews and interviews on films, actors and TV shows.

“Zio Barbie,” “HaShem’s Lil Brat,” “Pope of the Jews,” “Mossad Woman,” “The Jewish Wendy Williams,” “Not American no matter how hard she tries.” 🇮🇱💅

Jordyn @JordynTilchen

58K Followers 730 Following “Zio Barbie,” “HaShem’s Lil Brat,” “Pope of the Jews,” “Mossad Woman,” “The Jewish Wendy Williams,” “Not American no matter how hard she tries.” 🇮🇱💅

בעמוד יפורסמו התרעות צבע אדום ואיומים שונים אוטומטית. צופר, היא מערכת ההתרעות המובילה בישראל, המתריעה על אזעקות במגוון אמצעים שונים.

צופר - צבע א�... @tzevaadom_

3K Followers 0 Following בעמוד יפורסמו התרעות צבע אדום ואיומים שונים אוטומטית. צופר, היא מערכת ההתרעות המובילה בישראל, המתריעה על אזעקות במגוון אמצעים שונים.

Jeeva Venkatesh @jeeva_venkat

170 Followers 250 Following NYU Class of 2020

brakence @brakence

57K Followers 238 Following

Maclean Kelly @MacleanKelly

185 Followers 328 Following

chrissy @chrissychlapp

270K Followers 557 Following STREAM GIRLIE POP ENCORE🩷

Peach PRC @peachprc

117K Followers 208 Following Manic Dream Pixie

Sorrow-scopes @Sorrowscopes

119K Followers 130 Following Things are terrible

Cole Deutch @coledeutch

203 Followers 429 Following Kaizen.

mr. struggle @2frank2furiovs

272 Followers 417 Following

strawbry @strawbry_xo

130 Followers 145 Following music art n the rest

jack e libra gorjus @jonk_eee

106 Followers 336 Following punani disani (she/her)

m @applejuice411

169 Followers 178 Following goal: 1 million ❤️❤️😭

Kat Robinson @Kat_Robinson19

63 Followers 256 Following #blacklivesmatter

Claire Skivington @clairesophia27

520 Followers 466 Following the protagonist // uw madison law // tulane university alum #blacklivesmatter

Tel Aviv @TelAviv

110K Followers 5K Following Welcome to the city of Tel Aviv's official Twitter account! Bringing you the best of the Non-Stop City. #VisitTelAviv

Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr

38K Followers 967 Following film degree haver

bald ally👨‍🦲 business inquiries caseyfreyofficial@gmail.com

Casey Frey @caseykfrey

966K Followers 146 Following bald ally👨‍🦲 business inquiries [email protected]

Jacob Lewis @Jadale1234

4 Followers 26 Following

your bff alex @psybermonkey

12K Followers 1K Following I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here.

Claire Beaty @ClaireBeaty

188 Followers 290 Following

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.

Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio

302K Followers 322 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.

Carls Barkley @CarlyStuntin

1K Followers 2K Following chaotic neutral

Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche

111K Followers 546 Following will to power less

Jaden @jaden

7.4M Followers 188 Following 𝐑𝐄𝐃

WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism

111K Followers 46 Following no. @brocklesnitch

Carly India @mandel_carly

502 Followers 683 Following Questionable yet hilarious

rachael @rachaelgarcia45

698 Followers 518 Following

jor @jordanruth515

177 Followers 590 Following 🇮🇱🎗️🇺🇸🐻⬇️

so sad today @sosadtoday

853K Followers 2K Following So Sad Today the book: https://t.co/JTAaidvoCq

Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov

61K Followers 697 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu

As warm as a home dining room, with the variety of a restaurant, the Orleans Room offers tasty, well-balanced meals. Also Fuck Bruff.

Luff Loyola @LuffsPoppin

14 Followers 34 Following As warm as a home dining room, with the variety of a restaurant, the Orleans Room offers tasty, well-balanced meals. Also Fuck Bruff.