☞ @thefreebirdsolo
formerly taco bell bean burrito for $1.39 North Carolina, USA Joined August 2019-
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All alone in a new state where I know nobody oh yeah we’re about to have a ftwitter renaissance
Women love to pop out of nowhere and make you question everything
Rolling into work with the top down blaring Sloppy Toppy while all your middle aged coworkers stare at you is a visceral feeling
Why are you as a man watching the eclipse today. Staring at 2 huge balls touch while they black you out? Seems pretty sus to me
Every Jimmy John’s I’ve ever been in has like 10 people behind the counter and only like 3 of them are actually doing stuff the others are just like hangin out and I honestly fuck with the vibes
Somebody get this man some acid and a microphone
Somebody get this man some acid and a microphone
Everytime I have a dream about my ex I venmo request her $5 for the horrors
The urge to show people on instagram what a real “march dump” looks like (my shit in a toilet bowl)
They used to call me that in high school
They used to call me that in high school
Hello @Apple please update your map this bridge is not there
The concept of being loved by any sort of entity seems very unrealistic but we ride regardless #getabagwednesday
What happened to the dudes with mullets and staches like they used to be a top tier kinda guy like A tier at least but now it seems all the dudes with mullets and muzzies are just undercover to get she/they pussy
How I look at the ice cold beers in my fridge before a night with the fellas
Car died on my way to fuck a she/they, I fucked up the trans mission
Me when it comes to flirting with women who do not want me
It has never been more over than it is now
Wisconsin weather is crazy because what do you mean it’s 65 degrees with a chance of snow
This is the coolest anyone has ever looked
IsabelFinger @MKgJR09HS77Lgok
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Ava-rose Netrosio @netrosio21276
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Adalyn Feiler @AdalynFeil78746
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Shantelle Methvin @methv_shante
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Ingrid Beltrami @BeltraIngr
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Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr.. @PeloslTrackerr_
7 Followers 2K Following Highlighting Politicians' trades so we can invest alongside Goal: get them banned from trading Powered by @joinautopilot_ Join the movement
Elena..🦇 @cry2pavement
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Onita Vandeventer @OnitaVande48007
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Megan Parson @MeganegParson
24 Followers 732 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😍 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/0pLDavULpC
Paranoia @delole972
419 Followers 1K Following The so-called stranger means that we don't know each other at first and don't recognize each other in the end.
Annabelle Mceachern @AnnabelleM47973
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Pe_qui7 @Qui7Pe48217
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NedCakmak @CakmakNed20182
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Teshi @Teshi1141054
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brave prince disorder @mothmansummer
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Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards
217K Followers 143K Following #1 sports city with the #1 fans! IG: BDiehards, Run by @Z_Mullerr, Membership Service Representative for @nerevolution. DM for business inquiries!
DoctorDay @DoctorDay2
74 Followers 833 Following lord of all that i survey. art of pfp is from kill six billion demons webcomic by abbadon. she/they
Chael @Chael26044833
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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
faith @fmhx13
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Wläuf Jake Schmitz @WlaufJake
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~snagle~ 🇦🇱 @snagelordybloof
251 Followers 804 Following i despise this wretched place (in reference to twitter)
Sage Tranel @SageTranel
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Luke Siewert @lukesiewert21
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Ryan Hocking @rhocking33
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sam @samsupafly
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spaghettiwaffle @raviolipancake
146 Followers 680 Following Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Tory Palmer @ToryPal66244077
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🌷auttie🌷 @autitties
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Rubicon Crosser @IDoNotCum
301 Followers 1K Following You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.
Mystfying Oracle 🇵.. @Pray4LaPaz
114 Followers 759 Following For that we are too open minded, too malicious, too spoiled, also too well informed, too “traveled”
(_ _).｡o○ @g00by__________
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visionproking @iphone13king
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who, me? @le_post_enjoyer
2K Followers 2K Following | Johar | Bionicle Nationalist™ | do not interact if you like Galidor or Hero Factory | he/him |
Obergruppenführer �.. @Babupichkari69
91 Followers 2K Following Closest i could go wasn't close enough Tweets mostly verbatim 𓈗
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
1.1M Followers 756 Following This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.
Elena..🦇 @cry2pavement
110 Followers 163 Following
Eyes Wide Open 👁�.. @Eyes_wideopentv
448 Followers 105 Following Creator of the History of the CIA Youtube Series. Always keep your eyes wide open. Thanks for the support.
wow that was crazy @CowardlyDoggo
4K Followers 3 Following What if you see big bird robbing a old lady
The Spectator Index @spectatorindex
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📦🙎♂️ @boxmannn1
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Tomorrow’s already .. @Tomorrows10th
4K Followers 9 Following Just a friendly landlord reminding you when the rent is due. I’d love it if you followed me and gave me notes.
brave prince disorder @mothmansummer
112 Followers 493 Following
bald ann "tennis" dow.. @ali_sivi
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Celtics Junkies @Celtics_Junkies
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King Von Force Ghost�.. @RaceplayShawty
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DoctorDay @DoctorDay2
74 Followers 833 Following lord of all that i survey. art of pfp is from kill six billion demons webcomic by abbadon. she/they
josher @proudbugman
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Chael @Chael26044833
47 Followers 95 Following
media ❤️ @yrs______
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Wemby @wemby
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gloh @notgloh
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CaspianReport @CaspianReport
29K Followers 478 Following We try to make sense of our world by cutting through the noise and analyzing geopolitical trends.
Sage Tranel @SageTranel
321 Followers 321 Following
MattandShanesSecret @MSsecretpod
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Fats posting Ls @FatsPostingLs
275K Followers 30 Following DMs open for submissions (bit behind on submissions but I’ll get to you)
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 997 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 209 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 911 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Yep. Like your sorry ass program.
he said what he SAID! & you’re also MID…
Call me a Columbia sophomore because I am pitchin a damn tent!!!
Sydney Sweeney x met gala 2023
girl CALL HIM
H£ WÅŚ ŃŪMB£R ÕŃ£‼️
Holy shit Cam Newton pulled up in the Gangsta SpongeBob fit
If you name your son Augustus Gloop you’re setting him up to be a fat retard
Josh Gordon went 87-1646-9 in 14 games at 22 years of age catching passes from Jason Campbell, Brandon Weeden and Brian Hoyer
Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
And hear me out .. sending a nigga a cease and desist for his diss record should count as an automatic L for the next round lol
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
Tonight’s game has been delayed due to a bee colony forming on the protective netting behind home plate.
@BoujeeOp @TalkinBaseball_ This was started by the home plate ump and continued by Siri. Uribe's just standing up for his guys.
BENCHES CLEAR IN MILWAUKEE
How dope would it be to smoke a whole T-Rex at a Texas BBQ competition.
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 bit.ly/trexkintochick… #DinosaurDay
cuz she young and turnt thats why
Shams 5 mins after a team is eliminated
Lakers finish to season has left coach Darvin Ham’s future in serious peril, as some stakeholders indicate he is highly unlikely to return, sources say. What went wrong for L.A. and inside LeBron James’ future at @TheAthletic with @sam_amick, @jovanbuha: theathletic.com/5453498/2024/0…
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