Jimmy the Walrus @thejimtothewall
just a regular old walrus trying to get laid artic ocean Joined April 2016-
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U r a bitch if u don't like ur tuskies gettin succed and fuqqed
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Fuq the ice caps r all melting and ain't nobody be succin on my tuskies won't somebodi help a walbro out??
Anyway fuck penguins and most of the movies mad about them
His career could have gone in a much more positive direction but honestly the memes are worth his demise
But surfs up sucked alright Shia LaBeouf hasn't been good in anything since Evens Stevens
What's the point even? They're just chilling in the chilled air which sounds v chill buts it's actually unchill
A thread
Yo u so can we all talk about how penguins sux
Jimmy the Walrus retweeted
You're famous you're not supposed to do this meme. Me: Kiss my ass I do what I want !!
(Funeral) Disoriented, slightly deaf man: MAN ITS QUIET IN HERE WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING LOL?!?
So how's life? Man it's fantastic!* *I have severe social anxiety, am depressed beyond comprehension, and have never felt more alone
Jimmy the Walrus retweeted
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Oh yeah sorry I forgot you don't like it when people I actually bite your toes off instead of just nibbling on them
"Pass the ORGANIC parmesan," I say as I eat a Big Mac/McGriddle/Fish Fillet sandwich
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