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There should be a kind of nefarious dog breeder that tries to make a dog look as bug/crablike as possible
need a gf to buy expensive museum gift shop objects for
No, I did NOT trap a man in a burning building for views. That was the other guy.
I’m sorry but I’ve seen who likes me on hinge and I’ve seen who likes me in real life. I am going to put on my nice shoes and go sit in the park looking approachable
genuinely asking, why is he playing basketball
genuinely asking, why is he playing basketball
Does anyone know if we have celibate pervert girl autumn tomorrow
honestly i probably told my soulmate to fuck off
This looks like a rich Italian mother with her addict son
he uses the deep cuts you showed him to make playlists for other girls
god I would do fuckin anything for a glass of amontillado rn lol
i think tim burton died at some point and he was replaced with someone with a much looser grasp on dark whimsy
guys how do i get a better job
If someone did this to me at a restaurant I would kill myself in front of them
If someone did this to me at a restaurant I would kill myself in front of them
there were a lot of visibly queer people at the renaissance faire . not very immersive
Saying ni hao at Chipotle
Right before rock bottom you’ll have a city builder game on your phone
Tattooing my legs to look like Cookie Monster pajama pants
The guy in A Clockwork Orange shouldn't assume that we know what all those words mean
you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

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