stevie nicks is staying homes to save lives @trans_gem
transgender gemini guy | writer/rambler | occasional knitter of wool caps Chicagoland, IL Joined May 2009-
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ok I'm back but only to tell everyone I watched 8 fucking seasons of desperate housewives in 1 month. my anxiety about moving 1300 miles away is... strong!!!
papa is logging off bc this poisonous place has yet to acknowledge my niche desperate housewives commentary
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Some people came to protest the park’s “ethics” but now they are having sooooo much fun looking at the dinosaurs!!!!
it's staggering when you binge multiple seasons of a show from before like 2012 and can pick out all of the "sweeps week" episodes, then think about how ppl have probably completely forgotten what those are
me: *mumbles "yaaas bitch" with almost zero emotion while watching desperate housewives again for the first time since 2008*
this is the funniest thing I have ever tweeted if you don't like it I will throw myself off a bridge
gonna tell my kids this is courtney love
the fact that I somehow repressed the MANY homophobic subplots and HATEFUL dialogue about gay characters in desperate housewives really speaks volumes about how media can burrow into our brains and live there as reality
I added a dave matthews song to the road trip playlist my friend and I will be listening to for 17 hours at the end of this month. oh also I'm gay, am I cancelled :(
me: why is desperate housewives so horny to shit on women and all the husbands call their wives "bitch" or "idiot" me: *discovers exec producer is a man* me: *who looks like this*
the only thing I find unrealistic about desperate housewives is how much these white women hate gay people
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self-sabotage is also • not asking for help • rejecting praise • isolating yourself when hurt • saying “yes” to everything • putting your needs on hold • procrastinating on important tasks • watching too much news • trying to be perfect
desperate housewives is just twin peaks for people who fuck
stevie nicks is staying homes to save lives retweeted
Zoom preschool is both hilarious and depressing. My 4 year old keeps unmuting himself and yelling 'I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME! IS THIS MEETING OVER YET?'
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Rest In Peace to my sis Elie Che. Her body was found on a bronx beach early monday. You will not be forgotten. Thank you for showing up and showing out. A vision of beauty. #BlackTransLivesMatter
twin peaks is just desperate housewives for people who stopped watching pretty little liars after season one
proponents of the move to humanize the dinosaurs adds, "maybe it will help them understand what they're doing is wrong, and they'll quit"
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