Greg Tuculescu @tuculescu
Former EP @DrunkHistory. Acting credits include Bridesmaids, The Office, and Curb. Reader of easy books. Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2008-
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The entire “gig economy” is an end run around a century of hard-fought labor laws
The entire “gig economy” is an end run around a century of hard-fought labor laws
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Alright… time to sit down and get cranking on that spec i’ve been meaning to write.
I just heard from a very dependable source that there never WAS a strike
Thank you to Matt Walsh for doing the right thing and standing with our union!! deadline.com/2023/09/dancin…
I’ve had some cool opportunities in comedy over the years but I’ll be forever chasing this woman’s impact
A seven figure donation doesn’t just help people, it sustains the strike itself. It makes it so people can strike longer. ✊🔥🎭
Dwayne Johnson has donated a ‘historic’ sum to SAG-AFTRA strike support. “It’s the largest single donation that we’ve ever received from one individual at one time.” (Source: variety.com/2023/film/news…)
Hoping all my frands will watch. Give me a shout and let me know you’re down! I’ll reply to everyone and appreciate the support!
Whatcha gonna do when the fart hits the fan? CAPTAIN FALL is coming to Netflix on July 28.
Unpopular opinion: I think Oppenheimer is way overhyped. I thought it was too long, tried to tie together too many storylines and the writing was convoluted and turgid for long stretches. It very much reminded me of a 400-page book that should have been 250 pages but the…
I had my dick removed so I can suck my own rib
At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
I hate the person my Instagram algorithm has determined I am based on everything I say and do.
Hollywood studios rake in billions in profits, pay they their executives handsomely and need to treat their workers fairly. I stand in solidarity with @sagaftra, actors, writers and workers striking for better pay and stronger worker protections. apnews.com/article/hollyw…
If things go like they did last time SAG and the WGA stuck together, Fran Drescher will soon be president of the United States