Amy W.☮️🇺🇸😼🦠🧑🔬 @A_WATT_WATT
I am not your average microbiologist. Actually, I'm no where near the average spectrum in general. A little crude, a little rude and definitely not a prude! Iowa, USA Joined March 2021-
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#OnPatrolNation Please share! The parents are beside themselves.
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Happy birthday @thundacat830!! 🎂 🥳 🎉 suspiciously close to 420 if you ask me 👀🤔 anyone else think so? 🧐 #OnPatrol #OnPatrolLiveNation #OnPatrolLive #OPL #OPLNation @RCSD @ReelzChannel @OfficialOPLive
BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out🎂 to my brother from another mother!! @thundacat830 i wish you many more old man 👴🏼 😆😆💙💙💙 Much Love have a lot of cake! 💙 @OfficialOPLive @ReelzChannel @OnPatrolNation
If anyone is hiring, I'm free. I was just let go from my job I was at for 19 years. Biology/Safety experience.
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When you realize The Last of Us Season 1 ends in less than 3 weeks
Still laughing.
Legend
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is anyone else suddenly seeing a lot of tweets showing up on your timeline from MAGA accounts that you don’t want to follow?
Period Poverty As the man who wrote this monologue, I think it’s appropriate that I bring your attention to this issue and an organization that is trying to help. girlshelpinggirlsperiod.org Kids in the Hall: Menstruation youtu.be/Cm4FdyWaOCo via @YouTube
I was fortunate to see @fleetwoodmac a couple of years ago on tour. One of the best shows I've been to. #sad
I was fortunate to see @fleetwoodmac a couple of years ago on tour. One of the best shows I've been to. #sad
Just let it happen people....geez.....
Dear Elon Musk, No one wants Trump on Twitter. Sincerely, All Americans
IrisMac- @Vysg941sF0yi91
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Stindoot @stindoot31208
70 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.
Sutasoaph @sutasoaph63603
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Paysoughs @paysoughs24579
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Jeanne @lopez_jeanne57
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Alice @mccray_alice73
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Maggie Wilkerson @MaggieWilk48392
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David @Dynod1399
206 Followers 266 Following Leafs, Jays, Raps and Chiefs fan. Warning may have hot takes you don’t like. Be kind to each other....
Martin Kove @MartinKove__
145 Followers 2K Following Mercy is for the weak. Cobra Kai never dies. 🐍 personal videos CAMEO ➡️ https://t.co/Cb56mCO4BS martinkove
Nathan Fillion ✪ @NathanFillionxi
38 Followers 194 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Shoases @shoases329
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daemon @robertgowdey
473 Followers 2K Following SCCM Engineer. The cosmos is also within us. We're made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.
NATHAN FILLION @NATHANFILL14793
8 Followers 358 Following it's costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether
Pedro ZABRANO @ZabranoPedro
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The Deadly Donut @TheOriginalHof
50 Followers 247 Following IT Nerd, Artist, Sci-Fi Ink Slayer, #MAGA
ShorePatrol420🏴.. @uscgvet999
2K Followers 4K Following 🥷 USCG Vet/BM3/Sniper/⚓Ex-ShorePatrol☠ Lover of Film📽️ Fondue🫕 and Freedom🗽 I got guns too☠️ Huckleberry🥧 🖕MAGA🤬tRump🖕 IrishAF☘️Wiseass🫏 #TheCape
Tanya 🇺🇲🇮�.. @mrsfafo
277 Followers 568 Following Wife, Mother, Mammaw. Gen-X. Moyamoya Syndrome/Stroke/Cerebral Artery Bypass Survivor. Am Yisrael Chai. 🟦
Heather Bitler @hevbit
38 Followers 209 Following Phil 2:3-4 Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves.
RyanBowieVO @RyanBowieVO
92 Followers 429 Following Voice actor, nerd, bicycle enthusiast, my twitch chaos gremlin alter ego is Squoggle. I may be found doing things and or stuff with enthusiasm and grace.
Manu Intiraymi @ManuIntiraymi
76K Followers 76K Following ActorProducerWriterDirector. Icheb @StarTrek Billy @OneTreeHill I joke, laugh & produce entertainment. Watch Dangerous Thoughts on YouTube Sundays @ 6pm PT.
Hippiewitch77✌♓�.. @hippiewitch
178 Followers 953 Following Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams and fairy tales
Musicalina 🎶😺�.. @Musicalina
1K Followers 2K Following Kitten with a Quip, DJ Ms. Paisley at https://t.co/viC1k2t0Sy, music addict, Thingmaker, Reiki Master, maker of magic, cracker of wise, introverted bon vivant.
Upstate Apostate @MadManMtn
153 Followers 321 Following Also known as Kevin Madigan. Music nerd. Former rugger and former mathematician, current actuary. The Wu-Tang names generator anointed me "Ruff Killah".
MARNIE 🟦 ☘️ @MARNIE_EMT
146 Followers 194 Following BE KIND, DAMN IT!!!!!!! Emergency Medical Technician, Law Enforcement Supporter, Comic Genius!!!!! #StandUpToJewishHate #StandUpToAllHate
pug🦮pappy🐕�.. @pappy_pug
3K Followers 4K Following Hi pug lovers💕, I am a lover of all things of pug. you can see pug's photos & videos and others pug items here. if you love pug, you can follow me.💕
allison (springy) �.. @Acid_reFluxus
342 Followers 318 Following the Letterman audience cheering after Harmony Korine claimed he tried to drown a guy
Tom Redfern @ThomasRedfern1
495 Followers 1K Following Just another old man (59 yrs old) on Twitter...Pan, Poly. Looking for his other! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe space! He/him
Calabria 🌊🗽 @Calabria630
11K Followers 11K Following ANTIFA. Good Trouble. Former independent turned liberal, first gen American. Christ was a refugee. Bridges not walls. Take a knee. ☮️ #resistance 🌊🌊🌊
David Morgan @DavidMo58040687
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betty wise @beepwise
80 Followers 209 Following Best Quote Ever - The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside. "Bill Murray"
tard margaret @donutkillme
727 Followers 2K Following Disgraced Librarian. I was just thinking about you!
oggydoggy @brianogston1
73 Followers 337 Following I’m the decorative soap of #Twitter Separation of church and state!
٩( ᐛ )و 🚧🏚�.. @iknowurbutwhtmi
597 Followers 3K Following a real human! not a party, a person. lockdown since 2/22/20 🏚🐕🐕🐕🧑🚀🦜🦜🌱🌿🌵🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🐌🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🛵. i like knowing something about anything/everything.
Denialawareness @SchwarzGretchen
840 Followers 777 Following Lifelong musician/social justice activist/academic; family comes first
Kevin Paul @IamKevinPaul
108 Followers 471 Following If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Salle @MSSalleForth
1K Followers 2K Following Stuff I do: Edit, write, excitedly auntie. Vegetables. Whole grains. Je suis. Je lis. Always planning for better. Slow to music. Trains, not planes.
George Styles @geostylegeo
44K Followers 26K Following Skeptic extraordinaire. Pushing back against the Idiocracy. Critical thinking, logic, philosophy, science. Ph.D. in Biochemistry.
Dave Foley @DaveSFoley
204K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Kids in the Hall @KITHOnline
62K Followers 284 Following Official Twitter feed for legendary Canadian comedy troupe Kids in the Hall. New episodes streaming now on @PrimeVideoCA! #KidsintheHall
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.5M Followers 5K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
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Bruce McCulloch @BrucioMcCulloch
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 821 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
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Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
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Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
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david cross✍ @davidcrosss
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George Hahn @georgehahn
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Dan Rather @DanRather
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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy.. @TheRealTavie
3K Followers 1K Following @KITHonline secret weapon. Webmistress of https://t.co/1dzGpBeoX6. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her. @tavie.bsky.social
Hoyt Sherman Place @hoytsherman
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Danny Trejo @officialDannyT
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ShorePatrol420🏴.. @uscgvet999
2K Followers 4K Following 🥷 USCG Vet/BM3/Sniper/⚓Ex-ShorePatrol☠ Lover of Film📽️ Fondue🫕 and Freedom🗽 I got guns too☠️ Huckleberry🥧 🖕MAGA🤬tRump🖕 IrishAF☘️Wiseass🫏 #TheCape
Tanya 🇺🇲🇮�.. @mrsfafo
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Janet Lunney @janetlunney
285 Followers 538 Following Live for the moments that take your breath away!!!
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3K Followers 3K Following Former schlockmeister. Hoarder of Movie Posters. Prog Rock fan. On tour with Ellen Aim & The Attackers.
Manu Intiraymi @ManuIntiraymi
76K Followers 76K Following ActorProducerWriterDirector. Icheb @StarTrek Billy @OneTreeHill I joke, laugh & produce entertainment. Watch Dangerous Thoughts on YouTube Sundays @ 6pm PT.
ComicNurse @ComicNurse
4K Followers 2K Following Nurse who uses comics to reflect on the complexities of illness and caregiving. Also, we won two Eisners! 🏳️🌈
Lulu Wild 💜🇺�.. @LuluWild13
688 Followers 457 Following Just a happy girl on wheels👩🏻🦽 Be kind to animals 🐶 Think Good Thoughts & Do Good Deeds💕 She/Her #Flanaclan #SamFam #BLM
Roy Gomez @royartiste
76 Followers 370 Following What to say? I am an odd character with odd interests and an odd way of expressing them...
Calabria 🌊🗽 @Calabria630
11K Followers 11K Following ANTIFA. Good Trouble. Former independent turned liberal, first gen American. Christ was a refugee. Bridges not walls. Take a knee. ☮️ #resistance 🌊🌊🌊
David Morgan @DavidMo58040687
158 Followers 622 Following
Aimee Mann @aimeemann
138K Followers 894 Following New video "Suicide Is Murder" out now https://t.co/i4bTENiy1D
pug🦮pappy🐕�.. @pappy_pug
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Whose Live Anyway @WhoseLiveAnyway
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Don Coscarelli @DonCoscarelli
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Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
59K Followers 872 Following Making a Nine Inch Nails cover album. #NINPeeledBack.
Tenacious D @tenaciousd
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On Patrol: Live @OfficialOPLive
120K Followers 682 Following Official Account of #OnPatrolLive. Every Friday & Saturday at 9e|6p, only on @ReelzChannel. Follow our hosts: @danabrams @CurtisWilson275 @Sean_C_Larkin
oggydoggy @brianogston1
73 Followers 337 Following I’m the decorative soap of #Twitter Separation of church and state!
Scott Hussey 🍜 @designerscott
693 Followers 608 Following Graphic Designer doing Creative Leadership stuff | A work in progress | he/him | Soup Season
LEAD FROM BEHIND @LeadFromBehind
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Electric Roach @MaryAngelsRoost
130 Followers 686 Following Mushrooms ruin the flavor of pizza more than pineapple ever could.
Dale Tudge🎤 @DaleTudge
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Kim Coates @KimFCoates
352K Followers 1K Following I can't tell you how to succeed... but I can tell you how to fail, by trying to please everyone.
Southiegrl @Southiegrl72
82 Followers 191 Following You can take the girl out of Southie but you can't take Southie out of the girl...Just a city girl stuck in the burbs #C4FknL Please don’t ask if I pahk my cah
RyanBowieVO @RyanBowieVO
92 Followers 429 Following Voice actor, nerd, bicycle enthusiast, my twitch chaos gremlin alter ego is Squoggle. I may be found doing things and or stuff with enthusiasm and grace.
Mr. Cat @atomicweekender
118 Followers 1K Following Trigonometry grandmaster, standing on the edge of the crater.
Brian Lopez @BrianCL5945
172 Followers 911 Following Family man, Beer enthusiast, I bleed orange and blue
tard margaret @donutkillme
727 Followers 2K Following Disgraced Librarian. I was just thinking about you!
Denialawareness @SchwarzGretchen
840 Followers 777 Following Lifelong musician/social justice activist/academic; family comes first
David @Dynod1399
206 Followers 266 Following Leafs, Jays, Raps and Chiefs fan. Warning may have hot takes you don’t like. Be kind to each other....
Cynthia Arenas-Siemer.. @CynthiaArenas85
38 Followers 429 Following Procrastinator extraordinaire. Hardcore lover of all things dino, sloth, and Dodgers
٩( ᐛ )و 🚧🏚�.. @iknowurbutwhtmi
597 Followers 3K Following a real human! not a party, a person. lockdown since 2/22/20 🏚🐕🐕🐕🧑🚀🦜🦜🌱🌿🌵🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🐌🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🛵. i like knowing something about anything/everything.
Gov. @BillLePetomane
502 Followers 2K Following Huge Cleveland fan. Every unwanted opinion presented will cost 10 cents. Somebody's gotta go get back and get a shitload of dimes.
Beth Figuls @bethfiguls
470 Followers 2K Following Crème de Meh. Writer. Adoptee. Me want espresso! E. Rose Figuls, Stuff Finder. Silverware Detective. Beth-Case Scenarios a specialty. @bethfiguls.bsky.social
Kevin Paul @IamKevinPaul
108 Followers 471 Following If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Nathan Patrech @ACOPNate
408 Followers 754 Following Very occasional podcaster. Full time AV nerd. Opinionated loudmouth. Bleeding-heart leftie. Talks about Bruno.
Seeing a great band, The Regrettes, with @kevinthekith in Omaha at the Slowdown.
So this is the original prop that was recently found
You’re never too old to learn new things. My 94 yr old dad seems to have taken a sudden interest in gardening for some reason. #holdontoyourhat
Yuzu seltzer and cute husband!!!
FYI: this one is real. Subtle, but substantial differences, including the block lettering.
I was gonna put an end to sidewalks, but someone beat me to it.
Found it. Probably about 30 years since I last read this one (first read at age 9, it’s how I first learned that there was a thing called menstruation.) Enjoyed the film very much, but there were only 3 things I really remembered from the book: 1. “We mu… instagr.am/p/CsfjDtZuQ9c/
I talked to marchers at a #WritersStrike protest outside Radio City music hall today for @DEADLINE, and @DaveSFoley gave a lightning-round version of labor-management history as it relates to advances in technology
“The only way to ever get people paid what they’re deserved is to stop things from being produced,” Dave Foley tells Deadline outside of NBCUniversal Upfront in NYC today #WritersStrike
My mother Barbara was born minutes before her identical twin Frances so she had to be the serious one and Fran could be fun. They died yr 2 of the pandemic, mum hanging on until her little sister had been seen out. I miss my mother every day. I miss my Auntie Fran every other.
Happy Mother's day! ❤️ All KITH members have played roles of beautiful, amazing, multi-dimensional mothers and thus in their honour, here is a wee thread of *some* of my favourite @KITHOnline mums 🥹❤️
Happy Mother’s Day, folks. My ma, Joanne, was a grand ol’ gal.
Enjoying time at The Dark Horse with Pam and Tomas and nephews Luis and Rick!
@SirDidymus_ @DaveSFoley @PrimeVideo This is very disappointing. 100% Rotten Tomatoes score, rave reviews, Cable Ace award and it’s not renewed. How about other streaming services? Netfix? Hulu? HBO?
This guy was wicked good. As a teen playing baseball, I got a blue glove, so I could be cool like him. newsbreakapp.com/n/0mGlRcW9?pd=…
So you don't think I'm a BIG FAT LIAR, @DaveSFoley here's what I had custom made for you to bring to the Indiana Con.... Hopefully some day!
This photo just came up in my memories from 2016 and I have to share it because it was one of the greatest moments of my life The night I got to hang out with Stephen Root and he asked me if I wanted to do a selfie. WHY YES I DO THANK YOU STEPHEN ROOT.
@VancityReynolds Fitting! I revisited his 90s classic yesterday! Opportunity Knocks 👌
In celebration of May the 4th, here is a great moment from the Star Wars franchise with @joshrthompson and @joeboltergeist
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