Alison Rosen @AlisonRosen
I'm your new best friend. Get my book: https://t.co/ZSxnUvDHgJ 🎧 ALISON ROSEN IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND @ARIYNBF and 🎧 @CHILDISHpod linktr.ee/alisonrosen CA Joined August 2008-
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I Sent Myself to the Principal, by @AlisonRosen open.substack.com/pub/alisonrose…
Good morning! @DanielQuantz and I will be recording today. Please call in if you're so inclined and leave us a voicemail. How's it going out there? Also feel free to tell us your favorite drop or share a Just Me Or Everyone. 323 553-2331 (aim for a min or less)
New episode of "Alison and Tod: After Hours" is up! On this one, @AlisonRosen and I get real about how petty we can be and fantasize about becoming the next Regis and Kathie Lee.
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We talk about St Paddy’s Day adventures and being shaken down by Walgreens. Alison has always been hot but now she is really heating up. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi… #childish #childishpod @GregFitzShow @AlisonRosen
I've Never Written About It Before: More Moments In Not Knowing, by @AlisonRosen open.substack.com/pub/alisonrose…
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Fuck the free preview, just subscribe!
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A rainy Wednesday in LA gives us a chance to put an end to all the conversations about Taylor Swift. Also swaddling facts from Erin! 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi… #childish #childishpod @GregFitzShow @AlisonRosen
@ChildishPod @GregFitzShow @AlisonRosen solid wally george reference from alison. the OG from OC know
Around 4am I got up to pee, still high from my sleep candies, got back in bed, WOKE up my boyfriend and said “if I were a jacket what kind would I be? A windbreaker!” and then farted. Never ever find someone who loves you unconditionally. You won’t like who you become.
This one is dark and grim! Like me! I've Never Written About It: Why Can't I Put It Down?, by @AlisonRosen open.substack.com/pub/alisonrose…
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If you were in the crowd I just performed for, why? Bored Hipster Tuesday?
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In accordance with Purim tradition and its grounding in the Bible's classic coming-out story, please enjoy these photos of the time I went to Hebrew school dressed as Queen Esther
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Around 4am I got up to pee, still high from my sleep candies, got back in bed, WOKE up my boyfriend and said “if I were a jacket what kind would I be? A windbreaker!” and then farted. Never ever find someone who loves you unconditionally. You won’t like who you become.
Hey. Who would have known that Lady Gaga, who once showed up at a show-biz gala dressed as a pastrami sandwich, was such a great talent! Not I.
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