Shadmock @B1NG0xW1NGS
I am the guy from the 🍔🚂. 🍔🚂 Joined October 2016-
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Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts! Happy 420!
Trump’s Gettysburg ramblings are less coherent than the Raleigh Soliloquies
Wish I could see this.
This is the content I am here for.
Afternoon Delight: Sunday 4/28 at 4:20pm at the High Low bar in Los Angeles! Live stand up comedy and crank phone calls with guests @lizzycooperman & @BillyWayneDavis 😃 GET TICKETS! eventbrite.com/e/afternoon-de…
DENVER 420....BRUNCH COMEDY at a CONSUMPTION LOUNGE!!!! COME THROUGHHHHH
Yeah baby!
A seventh-grade teacher from North Texas has legally changed his name to "Literally Anybody Else" and announced he’s running for president. bit.ly/3THciht
Way I approach invites now haha youtu.be/wyyr3L3rFvA?si…
Who feels my pain?
Who feels my pain?
Why I probably need glasses today? Well I tried this out at the Davis Mothan Air Force Base Commissary as a kid and have not been the same since
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Wheres Waldo wasnt my original vision, yet here we are
Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one and they are also terrifyingly elastic. That's not just a me thing, right?
Another day writing then deleting #GH tweets before I post. Don't even know why? I've been live tweeting but never posting, hah. They were all positive, too. 🤷♀️ I guess I'm just worried my brain isn't making sense. Fever actually went up over 102. Yes, I am resting - hence soaps!
@Kelkelfrog It’s a weird night. My hoodie shadow looks like Dennis. @hackoddity
Someone else asked about the haziness of this IPA right after a few of us had a discussion about it. All it could tell him was that it probably doesn’t involve cum.
My dog got loose once. I flipped out looking for him driving around the neighborhood. I saw two teenage girls walking down the street. Suddenly it occurred to me; bald guy, white van, teenage girls. Probably not the right crowd to ask if they've seen my lost puppy.
This night was horrifying for the most part, but man we might be the dumbest dudes on the planet 😂😂😂