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There would be zero deaths due to narcotics if all drugs were legal. Every fentanyl death is on the govt tab. Walmart could sell clean blow and those kids would suffer nothing more than a hangover and saying too much about everyone they secretly hate. Drug laws kill people..
@GreatKateHouse you're so brutally funny, cool sister, I love it!
@MattMcElhone it's just funny how those appear on my news feed thingy...
@DougStanhope @bingobingaman So frickin badass!
After 9/11, Americans realized we faced a threat. We now comply w/intrusive TSA screenings -taking shoes off, being patted down and having our bags rummaged in public. We do it for our collective safety -or we don’t fly. I see vaccines the same way. Not about me. It’s about we.
Yes, Amazon workers did pay for this - with lower wages, union busting, a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having health insurance during a pandemic. And Amazon customers are paying for it with Amazon abusing their market power to hurt small business.
Shorter version: “I am vaccinated. I was vaccinated the first chance I got. Absolutely double-vaxxed. Yes.”
Question: Have you yourself been vaccinated? Greene: Your first question is a violation of my HIPAA rights
Jeff Bezos is charging someone $28 million for 11 minutes in space, which sounds just about right for the owner of Whole Foods.
@DougStanhope yes, I had to look up incongruous
@DougStanhope Dustin Ybarra, Justin Leon, and Butch Motherfuckin Lord
@billmoranradio my dad was a violent alcoholic, so all he taught me was how to take a punch... it's actually served me well.
heck yeah, who couldn't use some remedial imagination...
I am simply tickled turquoise to open my doors for all who would like to experience remedial imagination under the wing of the walls. Come play at “Bingo’s Quiet House!” @DougStanhope abnb.me/EXNSCTcIfhb
Yo, @PaulyShore I'll fight you ala @jakepaul You know you've wanted some of this ever since I busted your balls on a cd I recorded in KC in '98
Yo broozzz, do you think I should cut my hair short like this for the summer? Makes me feel more tough. If so, who wants to fight? Lets do this. Weasel said knock you out. Weasel said knock you out! #paulyshore #weekendvibes @allthingscomedy @thecomedystore #throwback
@PaulyShore @allthingscomedy @TheComedyStore Yo, Pauly! I'll fight you, ala @jakepaul You know you've wanted some of this since you heard I busted your balls on a cd I recorded in KC in '98
Additionally, the Senate blockages make Biden’s unwillingness to act on student loan debt- something he can do *without* Congress but hasn’t yet- all the more glaring. #CancelStudentDebt is 1 of the few, rare opportunities Biden has to go big w/o the Senate. He needs to take it.
Pres. Biden & Senate Dems should take a step back and ask themselves if playing patty-cake w GOP Senators is really worth the dismantling of people’s voting rights, setting the planet on fire, allowing massive corporations and the wealthy to not pay their fair share of taxes, etc
During the Obama admin, folks thought we’d have a 60 Dem majority for a while. It lasted 4 months. Dems are burning precious time & impact negotiating w/GOP who won’t even vote for a Jan 6 commission. McConnell’s plan is to run out the clock. It’s a hustle. We need to move now.
Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.
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CHUCKLEHEADS @chuckleheadsAZ
752 Followers 102 Following Comedy Club and Bar. 41 Brewery Ave, Bisbee, Arizona.
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Texas Chuckle @TexasChuckle
180 Followers 547 Following One time a dude told me he was having a bad day until he heard me tell jokes on stage. Comedy is life.
Big Dumb Fun Show® @BIGDUMBFUNSHOW
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Aaron Gnirk @aarongnirk
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Tyler Elliott (blue c... @TylerNTyler
501 Followers 2K Following I like pineapple on pizza. wanna fight about it?
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62 Followers 228 Following I'm only here for comedy and no the most f***ed up way of thinking in the world today!!! also catch my podcast Rudy-nomics Podcast
Tiffany Gray @bama_chevygal
39 Followers 92 Following Mother and grandmother who is a reality show nut. I love Survivor, Amazing Race & Big Brother
incushortbus @membranoid
135 Followers 3K Following tearing up your garbage, stealing your food, carrying babies around in a pouch
Tony Casillas @comediantonyc
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131 Followers 101 Following Standup Comedian. I might'nt be dark, but my jokes for sure are.
conocast @conocast
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Robert Doc Barham @robertdocbarham
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Dak Knomadd @NomadsWandering
388 Followers 3K Following I've done interesting things... I'm not really doing them right now. Petty bullshit artists and disinformation hucksters will be blocked. He/Him
Matt McElhone @MattMcElhone
589 Followers 532 Following Former member of the 82nd Airborne, current member of the $XRP Army. I do standup and have cartoonishly small nipples. Let’s go Cowboys ✭ #kennedy24
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832 Followers 787 Following If you LOVE what you do for a living...You never work one day in your life :) Laughter is pure, spread the LOVE..
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7 Followers 122 Following
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992 Followers 841 Following God first, then health & family. Creative writer. Laughter is food for the soul. I workout sometimes
Lily Callaway @lily_callaway
135 Followers 470 Following I believe in wearing bright colors, kindness, and that life should be a musical. Stand up Comedian. Board of Directors at AMCB Foundation.
Arun Rama @arunformylife
436 Followers 303 Following Comedian. Upcoming Shows 👉🏽 https://t.co/Hi99vItsWA
MsKillaClown @MsKillaClown
134 Followers 4K Following Love Underground Music and Juggalo Family Loyal Soul Love Firecely Sincere If you have lived without belief youd die for youve never really lived #Unknown2Me
Robert Adam @robertadamcmdy
2K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter Account for Comedian Robert Adam.
Westport Comedy Fest @westportcomedy
631 Followers 2K Following #WCF #LOLathon #5Day #Bestof @KCMO #Comedians @westportcoffee1 #theater @Westport_KC 📅 5/30👉6/3/17 👏 #WCF2017 👉💿📀 #WCF2018 5PM #Workshop 7&9:30P 🃏🃏🃏🎥
Stanford and Son's @stanfordsop
1K Followers 3K Following Stanford and Son's Comedy Club used to be the 2nd Oldest Family-Run Comedy Club in America!
Melynda @haiiagosmiles
16 Followers 271 Following Just a girly girl, with fabulous shoes, living in the land of hunting, fishing, Bears, and other things that will probably kill me and eat me for dinner
Tom Konopka @realTomKonopka
3K Followers 1K Following Comic @DougStanhope and I worked together in "Mob Vegas", in the 80's! I'm in his Books and Podcasts! In 2016 after 35yrs in Vegas, I too moved to Bisbee! #fun
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
788K Followers 817 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
James Inman @_james_inman
3K Followers 1K Following Comedian, insane ramblings, star of the Unbookables movie.
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Egglester ❄️ Snow... @Egglester
2K Followers 1K Following I sell merch for @dougstanhope at https://t.co/6yz43YQviI, I’m a professional intern, and @gregchaille is my paramour. I have a great life 🥰
Kristen Becker @beckercomedy
2K Followers 3K Following Go Bills. Comedian. "Welcome to Provincetown" Podcast. Founder @summerofsass. Co-Owner Topless Tours Ptown, Co-host/producer Fruit Basket Comedy, Ptown.
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190 Followers 318 Following Single Dad. Comedian. instagram: zarredondocomedy snapchat: zacksayswhaa
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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon
957K Followers 621 Following Stand up comic. CEO of Fake Business. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show. LIVE/MERCH LINK ⬇️
Bill Moran @billmoranradio
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Annie Jacobsen @AnnieJacobsen
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@IssuesWithAndy @issueswithandy
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Peng Dang @pengdangcomedy
3K Followers 267 Following
Sravanthi Basa @73basacomedy
131 Followers 101 Following Standup Comedian. I might'nt be dark, but my jokes for sure are.
Tyler Elliott (blue c... @TylerNTyler
501 Followers 2K Following I like pineapple on pizza. wanna fight about it?
Texas Chuckle @TexasChuckle
180 Followers 547 Following One time a dude told me he was having a bad day until he heard me tell jokes on stage. Comedy is life.
Javoris James @JamesJavoris
96 Followers 65 Following I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X huh mutha fucka?- Wayne Brady, 2004
Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson
6.2M Followers 2K Following Best-Selling Author | Clinical Psychologist | #1 Education Podcast | Co-founder of @petersonacademy | Order my new book "We Who Wrestle With God" here:
Daniel Magden @magdendaniel
351 Followers 180 Following I do comedy. I came up with the entire plot to airbud and it was stolen from me. listen to my podcast Reefer Sadness
CHUCKLEHEADS @chuckleheadsAZ
752 Followers 102 Following Comedy Club and Bar. 41 Brewery Ave, Bisbee, Arizona.
Aaron Gnirk @aarongnirk
2K Followers 5K Following #Producer #Comedian #Host #Voice #Actor #DJ 🌎 2004-26 DIY drive time style trending talk 📻 indie local music 📺 @BIGDUMBFUNSHOW® #Cocreator🎙 @ganglandwire 🎧
john grace @oliviadoesbits
4K Followers 781 Following comedian / joke writer for shows seen / heard on @comedycentral, @netflix, Paramount+, SiriusXM. Help me get staffed on Last Week Tonight! ⬇️⬇
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10K Followers 136 Following I drive the van, hawk the merch and everything in between. Always remember to hit REC before we start the podcast.
Thomas Nichols @tncomedy
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79K Followers 2K Following 1st African American Female UFC Fighter, Invicta FC Champ. @bitfortune Ambassador // For business inquiries please contact @suckerpunchent
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383K Followers 744 Following The 2022 Moist Tour is coming soon to a city near you! Visit https://t.co/0l2kyYDk3Y for more information. || Instagram - @jimjefferies
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bingo @bingobingaman
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rudy ramzy @UandgO
62 Followers 228 Following I'm only here for comedy and no the most f***ed up way of thinking in the world today!!! also catch my podcast Rudy-nomics Podcast
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