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Harvard had a nice 387 year run.
AI girlfriends are now indistinguishable from real people. The human race is doomed.
I’m not waiting for the media to doxx me. I’m Dr. Parik Patel.
Overhead in midtown NYC: “Those Sweetgreen workers would spit in our food if they knew we’re the reason they’ll never buy a house.”
It's time again for my annual investor letter, but this time I'm releasing it in video form. Enjoy!
a venture capitalist being more in the arena
Incredible AI generated image of "portrait of Forbes 30 Under 30 selection most likely to be indicted"
#Bitcoin rallying on the death of Charlie Munger—who famously called crypto a venereal disease 😆🚀
A friend working at Meta wanted to arrange a meeting with human resources. His manager pulled him aside and told him they don’t use the term “human resources” because it’s speciesist. Instead it’s “living being resources” to include those that don’t identify as human.
This is Charlie Javice. In April she was indicted for conning JPMorgan into buying her business for $175 million using a list of fake customers. She's a faint memory if you've even heard of her. Why? Because she doesn't even rank among the top 25 fraudsters of the 2020s.
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@hlntnr 5 tweets and you said nothing. Incredible.
Elon’s ‘Go f--- yourself’ remix is out
In 2023, Twitter became X and adopted the tagline, “Go fuck yourself!” What a time to be alive.
Congratulations to my colleague and friend, @andrewrsorkin on an amazing amazing day @dealbook . this is what journalism really is meant to be
in the not too distant future, some of your online friends will just turn out to be ai chat bots
a venture capitalist being more in the arena
@Molson_Hart This is not cool. Doxxing is unacceptable. Everyone should block this Molson bozo.
@ChamathWarriors What's the crime? Skipping the leg day?
@ChamathWarriors Make ChatGPT make that image more indictable for every 10 likes
This without a doubt the wildest and smartest side hustle yet lmao.
@ChamathWarriors Next year inshallah
I regret to inform you that this account was a burner account for Charlie Munger, who just passed away. Thank you all for following along for all these years. Charlie loved and appreciated each and every one of you ❤️
How long until script-to-movie is a press of a button?
this is literally a mitch hedberg joke
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