Beelzebub the Clown @CognitiveFrict1
Prince of Hell, also available for kids birthday parties Hell Joined February 2020-
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Vote blue, we will crash the plane slightly slower!
Vote blue, we will crash the plane slightly slower!
Would love to meet the person who saw this and was like, I should only buy insurance from State Farm
Would love to meet the person who saw this and was like, I should only buy insurance from State Farm
Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability! Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp
I would pay whatever the MLB season pass costs to have this for every game
I would pay whatever the MLB season pass costs to have this for every game
The A’s are moving boldly into new frontiers of crappy pro sports franchise behavior
The A’s are moving boldly into new frontiers of crappy pro sports franchise behavior
Nooooo way 🤯
One of my favorite flavors of Musk-era Twitter ad: haunting AI image, vague text that somehow has 10 commas in two sentences, Whitey McWhiteguy profile pic, generic Capitalism porn name
One of my favorite flavors of Musk-era Twitter ad: haunting AI image, vague text that somehow has 10 commas in two sentences, Whitey McWhiteguy profile pic, generic Capitalism porn name
Just can’t get with some of the reactions I’m seeing to the big personality on here sharing that he accidentally ran over and killed his dog. Not a fan of that guy, but I don’t have enough hate in me to find any joy or humor in it. And I’m literally from hell
Short thread that makes some interesting points re: Biden’s problems as an incumbent
Short thread that makes some interesting points re: Biden’s problems as an incumbent
TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.
Posted within one minute of each other, back-to-back home runs
2023 tweet of the year
Our leaders are not serious people
YES
These are the children, the emotional middle schoolers, who are running our government and institutions
These are the children, the emotional middle schoolers, who are running our government and institutions
Opens Her Cunt and Makes It Fart United States, Native American, Census Rolls, 1885-1940
…there was a President after GW but before Trump, right?
…there was a President after GW but before Trump, right?
Here is the official TRAILER for @blowbackpod season 4. Animation by @benclarkson, feat. H. Jon Benjamin Drops this Friday, August 25. Sign up at blowback.show [with acknowledgment to the works of Harlan Ellison]
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Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV
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🚩 Marxism and Cons.. @northwoods_memo
3K Followers 3K Following shoot-down the Zionist Luftwaffe, arm the Resistance with MANPADS | there were picocells (cellular base stations) installed on the hijacked 9/11 aircraft.
Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr
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cars.destroyed.our.ci.. @CarsRuinedCity
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Whats in your backpack that would keep you from getting drafted? I’ll go first: at least eight stroopwafels from flights as long ago as 2021 that I’m hanging onto “just in case”
god i hate scouting so much
Send me your cell. That way we can share thoughts in real time moving forward.
@ryenarussillo @KevinOConnorNBA I was saying this the whole game. You guys love retroactive thinking. Your not analysts.
The most important criterion for success is to focus on your goal ...
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
He's gonna ride the sybian
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SIRIUSXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
I think we can all agree this is one of the best performances of all time
Queens of the Stone Age No One Knows Letterman 2002
what is that turn signal 😭
"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
You know when you get little insights into who people really are?
Really interested in this "Target" guy, does he have a campaign I can donate to
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-trump…
@RepDesposito @RepMikeLawler @sidrosenberg @NassauExec This dog was cheap.
@francisxwolf @ARTHURdented I didn’t know the bronco died too
in 1896 the orioles played a triple header and won as many games in 1 day as the white sox have all of this year
the first person to deploy the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat" in casual conversation was taking a big swing
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
What if computers were beautiful?
is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???
Conspiracy theory where the moon landing was 100% real but the footage itself was faked and recorded in a studio.
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