Color Me Plaidd @ColorMePlaidd
I'm not new here. This is my retirement account. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Joined February 2014-
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Color Me Plaidd retweeted
Autocorrect just changed poppycock to floppy cock and now my father- in-law isn’t speaking to me.
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It seems in order to afford college for my kids I need to sell my house, car and liver! So I started saving with a new amazing app called U-Nest. I contribute a little every month. It’s been great, so I wanted to share! Check it out --> apple.co/2PEPeku @u_nest_future #ad
Color Me Plaidd retweeted
If you sit on your hand for 15 minutes before voting for Trump it feels like someone else is plunging the republic into an eternal darkness.
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*at party* Guy: Want to dance? Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended.
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Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult.
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I'm at my most socialist when choosing what sports team to root for based on who's gone the longest without winning a championship.
Lest you watch the idiots parading around being interviewed on the daily show and think Hillary has it in the bag.
They won't admit it publicly. They don't agree with the assault stuff but they don't care about it either.
It isn't true. I have college educated, seemingly normal people in my life who will be voting for Trump.
There is this myth circulating that Trump supporters are down to just crazy, toothless predators.
Newborns named Gary aren't allowed to leave the hospital without a properly fitted pocket protector.
Color Me Plaidd retweeted
I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing for long periods of time
Me: I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm not doing anything right. Mother in law: Awww, sweetie.... You're not.
I've been in a downward spiral since I was 5. Why? How's your life going?
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FOR THE LAST TIME IDGAF ABOUT THE RAIN FOREST!! "Most drugs come from plants in the rain forest." Holy crap. Here's every last dollar.
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Personally, I'm just glad we can all disagree like calm, rational adults. Poopyhead.
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