Dave Dolphin @DaveDolphinOK

Dad humor level ten. Documenting my midlife crisis on YouTube. Podcasting relatable adulting stories with my wife. 80s music nerd linktr.ee/davedolphinok Oklahoma City Joined June 2012

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Dave Dolphin @DaveDolphinOK

8 months ago

I can’t wait for people on Instagram to find out TikTok’s back in the next two weeks…

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a year ago

What’s the worst substitution they can make on your grocery store pickup order?

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a year ago

Bonnie Tyler making that Mariah Carey money today…

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2 years ago

This is the story of my 15 seconds of fame #gma youtu.be/G3POVD_a1Ko

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2 years ago

Wait… this game is red vs red? Well, that’s confusing

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2 years ago

I cooked dinner tonight, and when I say I cooked dinner I mean I got in the car and drove to pick up our to-go order from the restaurant

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🚨 NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🎧 The good, bad and the ugly of love languages. Can it really help your marriage or is it just another trivial personality test? Search “Date Night With The Dolphins” wherever you listen to podcasts.

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2 years ago

Dang… I haven’t tweeted since last year

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2 years ago

To all the elves out there putting together bicycles and doll houses and trampolines, You got this

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2 years ago

The biggest lie ever told is “You’ll feel a little puff of air” before your optometrist assaults you…

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2 years ago

To everyone that won’t listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving…

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2 years ago

I went back to high school after 30 years. Nostalgia is this weird force that either makes you long for a simpler time or the chance to do it again with the knowledge and experience you have now. youtu.be/DqOvg8KBdt8

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2 years ago

One day you’re young and cool, the next you’re cleaning up a mountain of cracker crumbs in the back of the minivan...

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2 years ago

Stop 👏🏻 pulling 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 chair 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 tables 👏🏻 you’re 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 invited 👏🏻 to! I’m not saying you don’t try, but when it becomes obvious they don’t want you there, stop doing that to yourself. Go find your people, the ones that inspire you and you can inspire them.

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2 years ago

🚨 NEW PODCAST EPISODE This one's called "Opposites attract... and other problems in marriage." In this episode, we talk about how we're different and how we've learned to see our differences as something that make us better together. davedolphinok.com/podcast

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2 years ago

Well… that was anticlimactic #EmergencyAlertSystem

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2 years ago

🎧 NEW EPISODE ALERT: The Divison Of Labor At Out House It takes a lot for a household to run, and in this episode, we share how we've tried to strike a good balance and some candid moments that reveal that we still don't have it completely figured out. davedolphinok.com/podcast