Ed Elliott @EdDebug
Visiting the Bon Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower, Paulie is talking to someone. the.agilesql.club London Joined April 2014-
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Is it normal for .@Deliveroo to not deliver something and then still charge? We don't normally use these delivery services but last week my wife bought some coffee's, one £5 drink wasn't delivered, we complained straight away and have just been told no refund - doesn't seem fair?
I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.
Hello, anyone?
There are almost exactly 4 hours left to submit your @SQLBits session abstracts Don't cut it too late! sessionize.com/sqlbits-2023
I wonder if picking up three months taxpayer-funded severance payment for getting sacked from a job you did for a few weeks and then getting the job back six days later is the kind of thing a Tory government might want to crack down upon. What a shower of absolute charlatans
If you break the ministerial code you shouldn’t be stoped from being a minister again, you should be stopped from being an mp. No ifs, no buts.
That's gotta sting! #PMQs #GeneralElectionsNow #Lettuce
Child: I learned a joke at school. Me: Ok let’s hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft? Me: Child: Me: Child: Me: Is it a- Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI
It's a cabinet reshuffle, but in the same way I shake the Quality Street tin on January 4th, hoping there might something good left in there rather than just toffee pennies.
Suella Braverman did not mistakenly leak a meaningless document. She endlessly consulted a maverick. She deliberately emailed a policy doc not yet agreed to her pvt email. Then she sent it to John Hayes and someone she thought was his wife. Then lied to PM about when it was sent
Was anyone Home Secretary between Braverman resigning and being hired again?
Remember when Rishi Sunak got fines for attending a party in lock down when we couldn't see our nans? Yeah me too
NOON - Sunak: "This government will have integrity...at every level" 4.15pm.....brings back Suella Braverman, sacked as home sec for breaching the ministerial code....SIX DAYS AGO
Braverman? She resigned because she showed someone sensitive documents who wasn’t allowed them. This isn’t a historical mistake, it was days (hours!) ago.
I think it will be good for Rishi Sunak to have spent the morning with the King at Buckingham Palace. Gives him a chance to see how the less fortunate live.
It’s going to feel so strange that Liz Truss will no longer be our PM. It’s the end of an era.
NEW: Rishi Sunak has resigned.

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