Con @FPLdotCon

FPL player - Top finish 24k. Arsenal fan. Joined August 2017

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Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers

3 years ago

TEAM NEWS UPDATE: Nelson Oruma has replaced Geoff Brown in the starting XI. Geoff abruptly left the stadium after the warm-up and started shaking uncontrollably and defecating on a Skoda Fabia parked on an adjacent street. We believe he had the Pfizer vaccine booster last month.

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Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb

3 years ago

You'll never guess what the second half of this tweet is....

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Miracle Fuel Improv @MiracleFuel

3 years ago

We've been practicing and perfecting our short form game, and are back at The Pavilion next Thursday (28th) for a full hour-long show! Ticket link in the bio - we hope to see you there! @ The Pavilion, Belfast instagram.com/p/CgW0HByuuCV/…

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Con @FPLdotCon

3 years ago

If you don't smash something whilst wrapping paper sword fighting, did you even buy a birthday present?

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Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers

3 years ago

We are celebrating the #PlatinumJubilee by launching our new 2022/23 home kit, sponsored by Queen ElizaBET, with a special poem by @rogerparsnip. The shirt is available to buy NOW at bastardosports.bigcartel.com/product/streat… And you can WIN one if you RETWEET + LIKE this tweet and FOLLOW us.

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Lee Harper @LeeHarperGK

3 years ago

Good morning please could people retweet for me My arsenal debut shirt seen below that I wore in 1997 against Southampton with the No 26 on the back and signed by the whole squad And Arsene wenger was stolen from my house ripped out of its frame it means a lot to me please rt

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Alan Davies @alandavies1

4 years ago

This might not seem important to those outside TV. But Dorries is about to sell off a major asset to the highest bidder. C4 was established to give opportunities to independent prog makers, not compete with US giants. It doesn’t make TV, it’s a platform and it has been a success.

Jonathan Lis @jonlis1

4 years ago

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More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

4 years ago

LEAKED EMAIL: Applebee’s franchise exec says that rising gas prices are great for business because the chain can offer workers lower wages. “Most of our employee base and potential employee base live paycheck to paycheck… the labor market is about to turn in our favor.”

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Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 @rclarkie

4 years ago

Lovely twitter people - I don't know how many of you are also #instagram users but I'm looking for a wee favour. I've a 12yr old who loves woodwork. He spends hours on his lathe making bowls and creating chopping boards which he's sells to save up for a mountain bike. 1/3

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Adam P @ThreeFiveWho

4 years ago

Chelsea, a club who have built their modern era on a lack of sporting integrity, are now complaining about facing the consequences for it? I feel some sympathy for fans who are unable to watch their side, but it is absurd to stop fans of their opponents watching their games.

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Tony Smith @Tony_Smith10

4 years ago

I have been training Cameron for months now, he is incredibly hard working and loves Arsenal, he has got tickets to the disability section for Wednesday’s game v Liverpool and it would mean the world to him if he could meet @kierantierney1 Any RT’s much appreciated. @Arsenal

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Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett

4 years ago

Only 1 of the top 10 richest people in the UK features among the top 10 taxpayers. If that is not a klaxon for the need for wealth taxes, then what is?

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Yamz  @mufc_yamz

4 years ago

Guys, my brother went missing today, (newham) he left at 5:30pm to go shops and it’s currently 11:00pm he was wearing a black coat, north face top, and nike tracksuit bottom, he has long hair with a hairband. (I don’t wanna disclose too much info) if u see some1 similar dm me pls

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Adam P @ThreeFiveWho

4 years ago

Ronaldo so far offside, he almost strayed into a jurisdiction he could be prosecuted in

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Charles Watts @charles_watts

4 years ago

Should today’s game have been called off? No. We’re Arsenal well within their rights to request it? Absolutely. A piece on today’s postponement, the ridiculous reaction towards Arsenal and why the Premier League need to sort this mess out 👇 goal.com/en-gb/news/nor…

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Ian Wright @IanWright0

4 years ago

"FROM NOW ON" 😂 😳 It's not about Arsenal or the fans. It's about no more Super Sunday on Sky!

Gary Neville @GNev2

4 years ago

"FROM NOW ON" 😂 😳 It's not about Arsenal or the fans. It's about no more Super Sunday on Sky!

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Tom Campbell @UtterlyTC

4 years ago

JAMIE VARDY’S HAVING A WORKPLACE EVENT

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Ren @snow_pocket_afc

4 years ago

[TRANSLATION thread] Ben White “Tomi is amazing. He’s the best RB that I’ve ever played with. He’s always focused. It’s an honour to play next to him.” (via DAZN Japan) #Arsenal #Tomiyasu #BenWhite #NOTARS

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Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey

4 years ago

Both the pundits I am with think both Arsenal and Man City should have had penalties. The ref gave neither in real time, but VAR officials decided to intervene in one of them. Inconsistency is killing a perfectly fine system…the technology is being let down…