Holly @HollyIsTyping
I live to eat and sleep and design. seattle, wa Joined March 2009-
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don’t talk to me for the rest of the day
don’t talk to me for the rest of the day
If I traveled back to the year 2007, I would not make any major historical changes but I would eat so many mid-2000s Panera meals. You have no idea.
this routine is especially odd when it comes from people like seinfeld or john cleese, whose career-defining work has mostly aged perfectly well and has never really been cancelled or controversial
I think it’s actually a good thing when wealthy college kids are concerned with social justice and global affairs. Poor people got shit to do, why not them
I think it’s actually a good thing when wealthy college kids are concerned with social justice and global affairs. Poor people got shit to do, why not them
As a woman, I just want the same rights as a rattlesnake.
These rich kids are risking their privilege and status to try to get you to pay attention to a genocide being funded by our tax dollars and you can’t even use a real name to tweet
These rich kids are risking their privilege and status to try to get you to pay attention to a genocide being funded by our tax dollars and you can’t even use a real name to tweet
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
Weird. Between mass shootings at schools and hospitals refusing to treat fatal pregnancy issues, I’d think that way more people would be excited to have kids
can I say something? if you make a grilled cheese and you put bacon, tomatoes, prosciutto, etc on it… that’s just a damn sandwich. perhaps a panini. grilled cheese is JUST CHEESE and i’m sick of these posers masquerading as grilled cheeses
love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”
A lot of people seem to think “If the protests are peaceful then why don’t I like them?” is a compelling argument.
Just got an after hours email from my new CEO and noticed he added this little disclaimer. You love to see it.
New mom: any advice? Mom 1: sleep when the baby sleeps Mom 2: eat when the baby eats Me (who has no children): check your email when the baby checks their email
To the gentleman who yelled “I bite my thumb at thee!” during a road rage incident with me six years ago, Never have I adored anyone faster. Find me. Love me. Be my life coach. I miss you. We could have been soulmates.
you can have grilled cheese and tomato soup for breakfast, nothing is stopping you be free
Hilary Duff seeing Hilary Duff two girls pick out a hearing them cute top… call it “gay”
I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
All I hear
All I hear https://t.co/5ieCdHVlXQ
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Him: “you look good with your glasses” Me:
Killed her career like she killed that dog
People who killed their political futures almost instantly
if ur turning into Rambo in first blood you should maybe be put on a watchlist
Who is a character that you're slowly turning into--
I think we can all agree. All dogs deserve to be loved and cared for. ❤️
Kristi Noem as a guest star on Paw Patrol.
don’t talk to me for the rest of the day
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
when i first went viral, i saw someone say "how much longer can someone talk about suits?" and the last 15 years of my wasted life flashed before my eyes
Evolution of LGBTQ spaces: 1. Queer people make space for themselves 2. Venue gets popular 3. Straight cis women start coming as safe/fun space 4. Str8 cis men show up to hit on women 5. LGBTQ folk get pushed out of space/no longer feel safe 6.LGBTQ stop returning/lose the space
FYI: some people aren’t able to “get on the ground” without assistance, so maybe let’s not throw people on the ground under the grounds of “resisting arrest.”
At Emory University in Atlanta, economics professor @CarolineFohlin was attempting to protect students by asking Atlanta police officers “what are you doing?” when they violently arrest her and throw her to the ground.
duolingo but for whatever the fuck your toddler is trying to say
if i were this scared of everything i really would just kill myself
If I traveled back to the year 2007, I would not make any major historical changes but I would eat so many mid-2000s Panera meals. You have no idea.
on the road behind sideshow bob this morning
i am pretty sure the idea of "quiet quitters" exists solely to drum up outrage clicks for business news sections and outlets that otherwise get anemic traffic. there's no other explanation that makes sense because it's an idea too stupid even for c-suite executives to believe
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all I’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs???
bless liam, nobody could make me hate him
My brother said he about to start dating ugly bitches cause they’ll treat him better, and I didn’t have the heart to tell him his bitches been ugly this whole time
I hadn't thought about Monica Lewinsky in years, but like... As a millennial who saw that whole nasty business on the news at a pretty young age, like... Who the hell decided she, the young intern, was the bad guy in that situation? Because thinking on it as an adult... Yikes.
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