The Horne Section @hornesection
Funniest band in Britain. Click the link for merch, our tv show and other good stuff thehornesection.com London Joined October 2010-
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Missed out on Taskmaster tickets?? Don’t worry, you can still see little Alex Horne live! Make sure you sign up to our mailing list for exclusive pre-sale access to our ‘Six Absolute Helmets’ show! thehornesection.com/mailing-list
@lupin9747 You should have got an email this morn?
Come and see us prepare for the Six Absolute Helmets tour! We have THREE work in progress shows next month at The Albany, Deptford. Catch material that might not make the final tour, and watch us mess up. A lot, probably. thealbany.org.uk/events/horne-s…
@Lilyscornerhere @CursoryB But it’s good!!
TOMORROW! Doors: 3:30pm Show 4:30-5:45pm Tickets: claphamgrand.com/event/the-horn…
@CursoryB Prefer not announcing if poss
What a ridiculously fun night! Chaos as usual, this time with Kurupt FM. Thanks to everyone who came along! Only 7 tickets left for Nov: leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/the-horne…
@gabrabbit @KuruptFM @TheClaphamGrand @AlexHorne Sorry! Doors open at 3:30, show 4:30-4:45pm!
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Rehearsals going well for our live podcast THIS SUNDAY at The Clapham Grand!! Our special guests are the amazing DJ Beats and MC Grindah (best MC in the galaxy) from @KuruptFM You really don’t want miss this one!! claphamgrand.com/event/the-horn…
Exciting news! We’ve managed to negotiate a deal with Chabuddy G to have DJ Beats and MC Grindah from Kurupt FM as our very special podcast guests on 11th Oct! No one could find Steves, but we’ve been told he’s probably fine… Tickets: claphamgrand.com/event/the-horn…
It’s Alex’s birthday!!
Here’s a tip for the birdwatchers. Taken from 8 Out of 10 Cats!
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No idea what Greg was talking about.
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