Chevron @IChevron
Do stand up... I sometimes put out of order signs on vending machines https://t.co/m7PLSgSZh0 Joined December 2013-
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Hey @Vitality_UK why do you use the song Enola Gay - a song about the US nuclear attack in WW2 in your life insurance adverts? Is this meant to be ironic? If so - very niche comedy
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🎵 I was sick and tired or everything, when I called you last night from Tesco🎵
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I got Germany in the work sweepstake. Regretting it now aren’t they! Just like all my dead none finishing grand national horses. #GermanyvsSweden
The awkward moment when you get to club Tropicana and have to pay for your drink
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Things that stick to walls better than the Conservative slogan 1 - Goats
Just the @TheOpen... the bar isn't open yet. Ironic that you cant get a drink on time at an event sponsored by @StellaArtois and @ROLEX
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I got confused 😐
Inappropriate content in my daughters doctors bag
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It would be rude not to.
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Ironically I expect we will now see a mass of emigrants. Makes me sick! Bloody emigrants... Going over there...
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