Rob @_Bankrobber_

CAUTION: May contain sarcasm. And occasional irony. Traces of facetiousness. Outright lies guaranteed. x.com/_Bankrobber_/t… Romford and sometimes The City Joined November 2009

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

You can tell a lot about a person from the size of the swastika flag they’re Nazi saluting.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

The practice of ignoring emails was invented by Marcus Redd.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

11 years ago

"Weltengesichtpfeifenschuldigung" is the German word for "accepting as a fact something you've just been told without bothering to check".

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

2 years ago

Ok, *now* they have.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

2 years ago

Looks like Arsenal have managed to sign a player who can justify wearing a shirt with all that gold piping on it now.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

2 years ago

Really enjoying #PokerFace’s Knives Out meets Fargo meets Columbo vibe. Always fun to watch Natasha Lyonne playing that Natasha Lyonne character too.

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I’m just glad to see a government commit resources to solving the problem of desperate people paying thousands of pounds to unscrupulous crooks so that they can attempt a dangerous sea journey in an unsafe vessel.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

2 years ago

No thanks, I’m already tired and people having been telling me I’m a sell out for years.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

2 years ago

When we’d been married 10 or 12 years I used to joke that if I’d done a murder instead I’d be up for parole about then. Now we’ve been married so long I’m like one of those old lags who knows he couldn’t survive on the outside. The world has changed too much while I’ve been away.

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

Exam question: if it takes 1 person 2 hours to dig a hole, how long will it take 5 people to make a fucking coffee in Starbucks?

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

Some of the stops on the Elizabeth Line have really strange names.

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Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

3 years ago

How was it for you? …

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

Genuinely wondering how long it’ll be before I start thinking of the Lockdown Years of 2020 and 2021 as the best years of my life.

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Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss

3 years ago

Picasso tries to sell a painting

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Rob @_Bankrobber_

3 years ago

Ted Lasso S2 E9 is the perfect example of why it’s better to binge tv shows several episodes at a time instead of one per week. I cannot imagine how it must have felt waiting a week to watch your favourite show and then sitting through that.