ken griffey jr superfan @JDickcum
not evading a ban I guess Chicago, IL Joined September 2022-
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using my shartbucks stars before they expire
I just saw a cybertruck for the first time and the pictures do not do it justice, it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
just doing a little classic journalism
so sad
Elon: “you just can’t trust legacy media, but Raw Alerts will never steer you wrong.”
Elon: “you just can’t trust legacy media, but Raw Alerts will never steer you wrong.”
both of these guys should be beaten with shovels
both of these guys should be beaten with shovels https://t.co/e2A4adcRL2
this is such a bummer jfc
this is such a bummer jfc
Amazing insight from someone who just ran over his own dog
Crank so much hog
Crank so much hog
I’ve been battling Stage 3 cancer for four years, part of my hand amputated, I was born with club shaped feet, a very disfiguring genetic condition that includes most of my body including the face, and I spend hours a day bandaging my wounds, and yet I’m not this fragile.
as someone that works with folks with disabilities and chronic conditions for a living, this is the most annoying and attentions seeking bullshit I have seen in a long time. what a fucking baby, shut up already.
as someone that works with folks with disabilities and chronic conditions for a living, this is the most annoying and attentions seeking bullshit I have seen in a long time. what a fucking baby, shut up already.
What a waste of money and a weekend. I could jack off all of these dudes in 30-40 min at $20 per dude.
What a waste of money and a weekend. I could jack off all of these dudes in 30-40 min at $20 per dude.
survives on Luna bars
survives on Luna bars
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when you hire David Cronenberg to create your Republican values ad
Libertarians are just republicans who want to smoke weed
Under libertarian ethics, it would be permissible to start shooting these people after a warning. This is incredible restraint from the police.
“Mom I frew up” ass posture
This is a nine-year-old at a wedding
for me this would be the equivalent of the lufthansa heist from goodfellas
doingn this to the pussy
A snowflake who isn't comfortable with what capitalism produces and wants the nanny state to hide it away from him
My first five minutes in downtown Portland and I was surrounded by people so far gone it’s inhumane we are allowing them to wander the streets.
Is there anything you morons wont shit your diapers over?
Phone boxes refurbed into defibrillators… what a time to be alive 🙄
i want to be on the zoom call where the right is drafting counter-narratives for why this is actually totally normal. just wanna see the big whiteboard in the background with "killing dogs a frequent task in real america" circled in sharpie
Israel has lost Ken Bone
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card
This is a nine-year-old at a wedding
Scrolled past this like 10 times without realizing who posted it
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
I hate this type of guy
Under socialist ethics it would be permissible to make you dorks take a shower
Some people misunderstood this as an endorsement of the police, when it's just an endorsement of shooting violent criminal socialists. Obviously it's be better if the police were private.
guy in the video escaped from an alternate universe where 2009-era epic bacon guys still run the internet
okay cool man but a baconator costs like eight bucks and I can get one in five minutes. I don’t have time for this shit
Being a gamer is so embarrassing. You should never admit that to anyone. Burry it deep down inside of you and don’t tell a soul.
Wishing a very happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday to Sen. Mitchell.
Mitchell, in a Facebook post, wrote she was there to check on her stepmother, who she says has Alzheimer's. "Unfortunately, I startled this close relative, exacerbating paranoia, and I was accused of stealing, which I absolutely deny."
this is pretty much “show grandpa what you learned at karate class today”
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