Liz Fischer @Lfish71
Denver, CO Joined March 2012-
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I work 9-5 in an office. Your shop is open from 9-5. I will never be able to go to your shop. Why did we design our society like this?
I can’t explain it but I know it makes sense
In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong
Is the entire country of Australia playing a practical joke on the rest of the world? Like bffr there’s no way they actually talk in those accents 😭
My boyfriend choosing his own outfits?? and not letting me change it when I don’t like it?? Maybe the most gaslit I’ve ever been
why does having a boyfriend feel republican
Tryin to make eye contact with the hibachi chef to get a fried shrimp tossed my way
If you’re thinking of posting pictures of yourself holding a bloody deer you just murdered, please rethink 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 Maybe try knitting. Would love to see some sweater pictures!! Sincerely, Everyone with normal hobbies ♥️
ppl telling me no one who works retail or fast food loves those jobs and i need you to know the people with email jobs, spending their day in excel spreadsheets to figure out how many ppl a goddamn mcdonald’s ad will reach also don’t love their job, they love the pay and benefits
New passion project: shaming white collar men that drive pickup trucks
Electric chair
Nothing makes my blood boil like social media posts about young ppl trying to buy a house, any house, for less than $800k where 50 Boomers are like “why can’t young people today just settle for a nice starter house?? I bought my first house for $100k and it was only 2000sq feet!”
me if a bagel and cream cheese were on the submarine
my mom’s take on the submarine👍🏼 hope this helps
People are upset about the air quality but as soon as it’s flavored like strawberry kiwi they’ll suck on a usb stick to put the same stuff directly in their lungs
so funny when young people are conservative. like oh you don’t believe in the social safety net? you’re still on your mom’s insurance
category is actors that have been part of cinema’s best two baseball scenes
my lil cousin is 12 and going thru his first breakup rn 💀💀💀💀
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Literally 0 hate to this girl but y’all really need to learn the concept of enjoying your own company and also without having a list of little side quests to do. You realize how incredible it is to have an evening to yourself in a new place in a hotel you didn’t pay for? Order…
ooh, the same six songs you suggest every day, in the same order as yesterday? don’t mind if I do
turn the ac down to 64 take a hotel shower make a swiss miss hot cocoa get in hotel bed and watch seinfeld until you pass out. skill issue.
@stillgray I reckon this will be her at 45 🤣
Just chewed gum while taking a shower. Still feeling weird about it
@macygilliam It should have a balloon tied to it that stays above water too
like have you considered that they don’t mind the tasks of the job and like their coworkers but hate the low pay and disrespect from corporate? and morale would probably change if they were paid a living wage?
@freshhel now imagine if he was relaxing or having fun
The lady behind him could play nose tackle for an nfl team
Joe Biden posts photo to celebrate Women's History Month. What do you notice?
Bro is on fire
@OliLondonTV Team lady in the white coat. No babies in bars.
@OliLondonTV She’s not *annoyed by the baby crying* she’s annoyed by a mom *keeping her overtired baby away from home/bed* — very different from someone complaining about a baby *existing in public*
@OliLondonTV The woman yelling. You go to a bar to unwind and have a drink. Not to listen to someone's kid screeching the house down. Same applies to restaurants.
@TheGoodLiars These people vote ladies and gentlemen!
@TheGoodLiars It sounds amazing on your facebook wall but not so amazing when you have to explain it.
Yesterday in North Carolina we heard that Trump is still president but that Obama is in charge.
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