Margaret Edwartowski @MargTowski
Used to be funny for money. Now I do it for free. You’re welcome. Opinions are mine. youtube.com/channel/UCIVv7… Michigan, USA Joined June 2016-
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I’ve had this conversation more than a hundred times
I’ve had this conversation more than a hundred times
Find stuff in the house.
Find stuff in the house.
Has anyone coined a term yet for the disappointment of getting notifications of activity on your twitter and when you check it, finding out it’s that billionaire guy who bought it just to foist his tweets on you like that unwanted U2 album we all got?
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! They were simpler times before this hellsite went awry. #MyTwitterAnniversary
Seriously. She is the Cassandra of our era.
Seriously. She is the Cassandra of our era.
True.
What an enjoyable, high context Michigander debate.
What an enjoyable, high context Michigander debate.
Woah.
In a word, yes.
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Tried carrying my eggs in multiple baskets and looked like a fucking idiot.
One of my all time favorites.
One of my all time favorites.
Into the garbage chute, fly boy
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Ok, #BlackTwitter & #IrishTwitter the day has arrived, our time has come…assemble!
Omg yes.
Without saying your age…who was your first animated crush?
Without saying your age…who was your first animated crush? https://t.co/EefP2vdqgO
Is this a library of meat? Wtf? You better make some meatloaf or tacos real quick. Just cuz it’s frozen doesn’t mean it’s good forever.
Is this a library of meat? Wtf? You better make some meatloaf or tacos real quick. Just cuz it’s frozen doesn’t mean it’s good forever.
Dream home. Only downside is it would be tough to get decent Wi-Fi
Dream home. Only downside is it would be tough to get decent Wi-Fi
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@shes_rADIAnt It’s just not a coincidence that in both scenarios with father and son the mistresses in comparison to the wives are ugly like the Queen was. I know a spell when I see one. 🥱
Mmm… let me think.
Name a cancelled TV show that deserves another season. 📺
We are feeling REAL close to a full West Wing rewatch for mental health purposes. Because the political reality is outrageous.
lost my job as a bridge troll because my riddles were “weirdly personal” and “why are your ankles like that?” isn’t a riddle
Super excited for Bread and Circus to get a nod for the The LA Times Book Prize and grateful to be in company with people I admire. To the work! Raja Shehadeh, Yiyun Li and Maria Bamford among L.A. Times Book Prize finalists latimes.com/entertainment-…
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fav thing in a dual pov romance book is when one chapter ends with something like: "If he left her alone, how much damage could she possibly do?" and the next begins with: "She hadn't meant to set the ship on fire."
I have been many places. I have been to very, very few places I’d rather live than Detroit. Read a book, man. Talk to somebody. Get a take that’s not from 2009.
Stephen A. Smith says Detroit was 'on a respirator as a city' before the Lions' success:
Haters are always like "romance is predictable blah blah blah know the ending blah." Meanwhile, I, the writer, am sitting here knowing it ends in happily ever after with absolutely no fucking clue how it gets there.
An insurrection without consequences is a dress rehearsal for the next one. We’re going to continue our work to hold those responsible for January 6th accountable.
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That’s it. That’s all I wanted for Christmas. 🦁🙌🏾🙏🏾🎅 #OnePride
Come watch the rapid unscheduled disassembly of @elonmusk’s sanity
This is a great plan.
If you do one thing this holiday season, please spend money at your local independent bookstore 📚
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