Tim K @timothyjkay
Writer. Director. Producer. History nerd. Dad to two cool dudes. gocomedy.net Ferndale, MI Joined February 2012-
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The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
Dems deliver!
People are more mad at that small Detroit sign than lack of housing or reliable public transportation.
They made it colder so you’d stop falling asleep you doorknob.
They made it colder so you’d stop falling asleep you doorknob.
They're cheering for a near complete abortion ban that was passed before Arizona was a state. Republicans want to drag America back to 1864.
They're cheering for a near complete abortion ban that was passed before Arizona was a state. Republicans want to drag America back to 1864.
The main takeaway is that the Wings are fun to watch again! Next season is gonna be awesome.
Incredible call on the radio by @KenKalDRW
Incredible call on the radio by @KenKalDRW
Wow
Trump in leaked footage at wealthy fundraiser: You’re all wealthy people. You have so much money... We gave you the largest tax cuts in history
Hahahaha
Still riding that eclipse high. I need another hit of this shit. Thinking about running out on my family.
Definitely what I do when I can’t make bond from a totally different trail.
Definitely what I do when I can’t make bond from a totally different trail.
Super fun night watching our hometown heroes tearing it up. From seeing these guys at their beginning to walking out on the Fox stage was wild. Also, we got to hear the April in the D song live.
Super fun night watching our hometown heroes tearing it up. From seeing these guys at their beginning to walking out on the Fox stage was wild. Also, we got to hear the April in the D song live.
He could’ve just not said anything
He could’ve just not said anything
Did everyone see the biggest Tigers fan in Wayne County today?? ⚾️ Hint: it’s Uncle Terry #DetroitsInUs | @WayneCountyLyfe
Garrett Fuller @GarrettDFuller
863 Followers 680 Following Detroit. Looking to buy Dee Jay's car from Hustle & Flow.
Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay
569 Followers 1K Following IVF mama // Twin mama // PPH/Hysterectomy survivor // Also I wrote a book of porn about US presidents. She/Her.
bergs @aseriousmang
947 Followers 664 Following ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
Margaret Edwartowski @MargTowski
529 Followers 701 Following Used to be funny for money. Now I do it for free. You’re welcome. Opinions are mine.
Jaime Moyer @Jaime_Moyer
4K Followers 924 Following *actress* *writer* *improviser* *Bob’s Burgers* *AP Bio* *Modern Family* *KC Undercover* *Great North* *naps* *love em* *like, with the window open?* *so good*
Devin Jetski @DevinRosni
2K Followers 590 Following simply having a wonderful christmas time. Daft Punk Podcast: https://t.co/tAJyIRol5W Music: https://t.co/sK3LqIfkgZ Comedy: @planetantdet @mcsweeneys @reductress @splitsider
Jenny Haddo @totallyjenny15
572 Followers 747 Following I'm so happy they found me. Love is all around me. #Iamن
Lorin Kozlowski @Cassidy2099
1K Followers 2K Following Watch DRUG WAR, listen to @roachkoach; self appointed Dean of Nu-Metal. Abolish ICE. Get a life.
Jenny Bloomer @jennybloomer
896 Followers 829 Following A person. Nu-Metal Canon-er @roachkoach she/they
Matt Naas (Gnawcx) @MattNaas
2K Followers 2K Following Dad, Husband, Podcaster, Improviser and Veefriend/ABS/GFC/Fame Lady/Lucky Maneki/Dapper Dino Fan. How can I help you? (Gnawcx on Discord) WAGMI
Ugly Magazine @uglygoofs
590 Followers 1K Following A goofy lil mag full of goofs, spoofs, and gags.
For He’s a Jolly Go.. @edwartowski
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Kate Holmes @RecycleRex
467 Followers 600 Following Writer | Comedian | Also Tired | Producer @DWCFest
My Neighbors Are Dead @mydeadneighbors
2K Followers 5K Following Comedy #podcast interviewing the lesser known characters from your fav horror films As seen in Vulture, WIRED, AV Club, The Guardian @adampeacock13 @natedufort
Amber @amberto
1K Followers 2K Following Detroit, Schools, Parenting, Comedy & Stuff. Also listening to every album (again) in the Rolling Stone top 500 albums of all time. One by one. #RS500
Lola @Mabel5763078240
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Cody Perez @Cody_Perez
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54 Followers 661 Following The strongest actions for a woman is to love herself, be herself and shine amongst those who never believed she could✌️🫶🥳❤️✌️
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Athena @CSuz3RdJ7lCJwJC
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640 Followers 1K Following Time is gentle, but also need you to understand, life is lovely, also want your pet.
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Extreme Michigan @ExtremeMichigan
6K Followers 1K Following Pure Michigan. Pure Crazy. Intel & snark re: Michigan politics, Christian Nationalists, militias, neo-Nazis, J6 seditionists, and alt-right Republicans.
Gibi Sabally @GibiSaball54820
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Garrett Fuller @GarrettDFuller
863 Followers 680 Following Detroit. Looking to buy Dee Jay's car from Hustle & Flow.
Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay
569 Followers 1K Following IVF mama // Twin mama // PPH/Hysterectomy survivor // Also I wrote a book of porn about US presidents. She/Her.
bergs @aseriousmang
947 Followers 664 Following ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
Margaret Edwartowski @MargTowski
529 Followers 701 Following Used to be funny for money. Now I do it for free. You’re welcome. Opinions are mine.
Jaime Moyer @Jaime_Moyer
4K Followers 924 Following *actress* *writer* *improviser* *Bob’s Burgers* *AP Bio* *Modern Family* *KC Undercover* *Great North* *naps* *love em* *like, with the window open?* *so good*
Devin Jetski @DevinRosni
2K Followers 590 Following simply having a wonderful christmas time. Daft Punk Podcast: https://t.co/tAJyIRol5W Music: https://t.co/sK3LqIfkgZ Comedy: @planetantdet @mcsweeneys @reductress @splitsider
Jenny Haddo @totallyjenny15
572 Followers 747 Following I'm so happy they found me. Love is all around me. #Iamن
Lorin Kozlowski @Cassidy2099
1K Followers 2K Following Watch DRUG WAR, listen to @roachkoach; self appointed Dean of Nu-Metal. Abolish ICE. Get a life.
Wayne County Lyfe @WayneCountyLyfe
2K Followers 117 Following 3 of Wayne County's most lovable idiots... and Duncan
Jenny Bloomer @jennybloomer
896 Followers 829 Following A person. Nu-Metal Canon-er @roachkoach she/they
Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow
248K Followers 5K Following Michigan State Senate Majority Whip | @NotreDame | @raywert's ginger half | Noa's mom
Matt Naas (Gnawcx) @MattNaas
2K Followers 2K Following Dad, Husband, Podcaster, Improviser and Veefriend/ABS/GFC/Fame Lady/Lucky Maneki/Dapper Dino Fan. How can I help you? (Gnawcx on Discord) WAGMI
Ugly Magazine @uglygoofs
590 Followers 1K Following A goofy lil mag full of goofs, spoofs, and gags.
For He’s a Jolly Go.. @edwartowski
278 Followers 409 Following Musician, Teacher, Improvisor, Theorist, PhD, He/Him
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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46K Followers 876 Following I’m not a #Tolkien scholar, but I play one on YouTube. Largest LOTR channel at over 1 Million subs! 🙏 Always talking #LordoftheRings and other nerdy stuff. 🤓
Left of Center MI @leftofcentermi
4K Followers 320 Following matters of the Mitten, because the Mitten matters. MI politics, events, and musings.
Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer
227K Followers 145 Following Lifelong Michigander. Proud mom. Governor of Michigan. This is my personal account. For my official account, visit @GovWhitmer.
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Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell
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257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts
140K Followers 1K Following Mad Men Bon Mots / The best moments from #MadMen, fan-curated. "Listen to me, I have a life, and it only goes in one direction—forward."
Tyler Thompson @tyhompson
149 Followers 358 Following Actor, Improviser & Acting Coach based in DFW. Just a Brett Somers going through life looking for my Charles Nelson Reilly.
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164 Followers 627 Following NEW ACCOUNT! all of the Pj. none of the NFTs
KCDP @kzoodems
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87 Followers 139 Following Librarian/activist/singer-songwriter. Citizenship is not a spectator sport! @SWIMIndivisible
Helena Scott @hscott4dist7
69 Followers 45 Following State Rep. Helena Scott is serving her second term representing the 7th House District, including parts of Detroit and Oakland County.
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I agree with Mr. CEO. When has a poor kid getting their hands on a cheap guitar ever changed music?
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
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someone in greenpoint has decided to unstan :(
Hoo doggies ! - Uncle Terry
The big unit himself Uncle Terry is ready to go for the upcoming I Ran The D 5K, and he joins us live from Comerica Park! #IRanTheD I @WayneCountyLyfe
Weird that Disney doesn’t want to advertise on here anymore
Time to pick a random film for film twitter to re-evaluate, I pick Michael
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Such a good thread You can be someone who works your ass off to change minds and make progress, or you can treat politics as a way to make yourself feel good about how right you think you are.
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
I never want to even see another mcdonalds ever again 🤢
Tune into the Tigers pregame tonight on @BallySportsDET to see a familiar face 👀
I just watched a man perform acl surgery on a piece of celery in less than 90 seconds on TikTok. Why is that app “dangerous”?
BREAKING: Direct file is a success! 90% gave a positive review, and it delivered over $90 million in refunds. It’s clear that Americans want an easy and free way to file their taxes directly with the IRS — without paying junk fees.
Treasury and IRS released new data on the IRS's Direct File Pilot for the 2024 filing season. The program received positive user feedback, saved participants an estimated $5.6M in tax preparation fees and helped taxpayers access over $90M in refunds. home.treasury.gov/news/press-rel…
biden is trying to overcome his student loan debt controversy ahead of the election by just killing the students
Why did Kristi Noem shoot her dog? Because it had become too woke.
Donald Trump thinks telling someone they’re fired is something to laugh about. I guess that’s how you look at the world from Mar-a-Lago.
The quote tweets to this are absolutely batshit. AOC is one of the ceasefire movement’s greatest allies and has actively shifted the rest of the party away from Israel at a time where it would have been impossible without her. Get a grip.
@persianjewess @AOC in the Gaza Solidarity Encampment at Columbia University.
What a devoted husband. I wonder why he’s in court?
Trump claims he would be with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
For the love of God someone get these dogs away from her
This is how we relax after giving the State of the State address. Holding two week old puppies!! ❤️
the closer she is to biden the more power the progressive movement holds. yall suck at politics
AOC is the definition of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
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