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So humid that my Lurpak Spreadable is spreadable.
I really want to build a secret den right in the middle of one of those roundabouts that are covered in big trees, where I'd never be seen, and nobody would ever go. I don't know why, I just like the idea.
The meerkats were not funny in the first place but the Australian wombat must spell the end. Please stop now. Go out on a low.
Flame Grilled Steak McCoys taste nothing like flame grilled steak. But are still awesome.
If you need help bringing an idea to life then contact our team today 0800 980 1080 #design #promotionalproducts #Marketing #ThursdayMotivation #thursdaymorning #ThursdayThoughts
Our favourite customer quote of the week... “Isn't it funny when you speak to a new business to sell to them and you actually become THEIR customer and they end up selling to you?” 🙄 #FridayFeeling #everythingoffice
It's all going crazy here! Yes, thats correct... Get 3 for 2 on Sellotape's Vinyl Packaging Tape. Durable and waterproof, this tape will ensure your parcels always arrive safe.
Make this Halloween the spookiest yet with our range of wonderfully wicked Halloween essentials, that will help you decide who deserves a trick and who deserves a treat. Browse our range now on our website shop.everythingoffice.co.uk
Good luck to all our team taking part in the 5K Bubble Rush Run this Saturday at Normanston Park. Great way to support the East Coast Hospice. There will be a sea of bubbles with 4 Bubble Stations along the route where cannons pump out coloured foam! #bubblerush5k #bubblerun
Turns out Bradley Walsh and Brian Conley are two different people and minds are blown thepoke.co.uk/2019/06/06/tur…
@ThePoke This is clearly a man who found a sports almanac and stole a DeLorean.
Come and join us on Wednesday 22nd May at @NorwichCityFC for the Care for Norfolk Conference. We have some give aways and you can win a bottle of fizz! #healthcare #exhibitions #socialcare #speakers #everythingoffice
For day 4 of National Stationery Week, our stationery guru Mr Neil Marsh is recommending Inkjoy Pens by Paper Mate. Neil comments "These are nicer to write with than a Bic with an assortment of funky colours!" #stationery #officesupplies #writing #nationalstationeryweek
So we end National Stationery Week with our final stationery favourite from Mr Neil Marsh... It's the WOW Sound Booster Pen Holder by Leitz! Neil comments "Great stationery tidy with an added compartment for your smartphone that increases the volume of your phone!" #NatStatWeek
@Durangirl28 Hey, stationery based heads-up. When refilling the printer paper, if the screen says "I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough", don't panic. It's just stuck in Depeche Mode x
Yay! It's my jellybeans!!! x.com/AngliaHub/stat…
@Durangirl28 Well, I would select a safer stationer then......
@thisisheart Can you go a day without playing Whitney Houston's 'I wanna dance with somebody' or is it some sort of silly bet?
Is it still 40 mph limit down the new Lowestoft spine road? Everyone overtakes me, I feel silly!
Everything Office @EverythingOffic
1K Followers 917 Following Supplying everything you need for your office including furniture, design & print, educational supplies, promotional merchandise and facilities supplies!
Metric Magnet @MetricMagnet
143 Followers 920 Following Metric Magnet is a centralised platform providing to UK businesses interactive, tailored reports and analytics of their marketing omnipresence performance.
Filched @Filched
474 Followers 256 Following Things that make us smile or plain just laugh out loud, double over and cry 😁😂😋DO FOLLOW & if you like RETWEET
Helal khan @nusratjahan3408
216 Followers 2K Following hi I am a professional graphic designer visit my fiverr gig below the link
StartEast @Start_East
1K Followers 3K Following A resource for creative individuals and entrepreneurs looking to start or grow their business in Norfolk and Suffolk.
Jess the Dark Angel @Hell_Angel_99
232 Followers 475 Following Gothic Woman With Autism🖤Aquarius🖤Makeup🖤Heavy Metal🖤Wrestling Fan🖤Norfolk UK🖤
Compass Furniture @CompassFurnitur
458 Followers 437 Following Whether you need a complete office overhaul or simply want some advice on a piece of furniture to enhance your working environment, our helpful team can help.
Jo Chapman @jochapman88
206 Followers 356 Following I love Beyonce & hate wasps. ❤️ Instagram: jhc1988
Performance 1st @Performance_1st
14K Followers 30K Following Performance 1st is a provider of training and development programs for people in performance related roles.
R Lee Consultancy @RL_Bus
195 Followers 1K Following A sales professional with many years of knowledge, experience and success in leading and driving sales and sales support teams in Europe. All views are my own.
Simon Clarke @simclar170
1K Followers 3K Following Father of wonderful sons, married to Claire C, NCFC , Director of Signs Plus (EA), local cricket Rocklands CC, outdoors, Attleborough Player, BNI, Jersey Boiz
Faab @FaabMCS
349 Followers 1K Following Multi Marketplace management solution. Manage Products, Stock, Orders Variations & more for #Amazon #Ebay #Flubit. Checkout our new FREE Sales Opportunity Tool
Bob Taylor @bobtayloris
29 Followers 57 Following
Kris Hemsley @krishemsley
202 Followers 206 Following I live on the east coast of the UK, open minded , enjoy CrossFit , F1 and the beach, 2 daughters that are all grown up so lots of time on my hands
Mr Wolf 🔞💩 @wolfv0id
35K Followers 714 Following Straight, M40s. I love female 💩 and pee . DMs to chat, content credit or removals. No content is mine. Join free private telegram backup https://t.co/zTy0ihqTC8
𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔰�... @MonolithLBBH
767 Followers 356 Following 𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔦𝔫 🇳🇱💒 @MelanieLBBH dollhouse one love remix no.1 fan🏠 saw melanie 4 times!
GoonTime @GoonTime____
585 Followers 33 Following
Surprise TS @KindofTs
288K Followers 1K Following The most feminine, Girly, and passable trans girls- No Minors
Nina Katrina 🏳️�... @ninaxupdaterina
32K Followers 300 Following 2nd random post account | ur fav alt trans gf!! 🏳️⚧️💕 • bi • single • content creator • twitch streamer • | Main account: @ninaxkatrina
Anon Opin. @anon_opin
212K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Also on BlueSky: https://t.co/iO38NC2FbZ
Jess the Dark Angel @Hell_Angel_99
232 Followers 475 Following Gothic Woman With Autism🖤Aquarius🖤Makeup🖤Heavy Metal🖤Wrestling Fan🖤Norfolk UK🖤
Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
1.0M Followers 474 Following Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? ADD FESS https://t.co/nlr7P7crme LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://t.co/OBRqMIHFJk
Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo
140K Followers 426 Following 'I Don't Do Video Messages But I Do Wave At People'
LADbible @ladbible
3.5M Followers 8 Following Redefining entertainment & news! For creator support contact [email protected]
Freddie Mercury @Freddie01451683
377 Followers 163 Following midgets with bowls of coke strapped to their extremely large heads.
Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP
395K Followers 3 Following 🏆 - Stuff Magazine's "Tweeter of the Year" - 2013.
GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
138K Followers 234 Following Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Winterton-On-Sea @Winterton0nSea
990 Followers 618 Following Dog Friendly Seaside Village in Norfolk with an unspoilt sandy beach (dogs allowed year round), a seal colony along the beach, village pub and two village shops
manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall
190K Followers 1K Following Satire account. Satirising the patriarchy since 2015. Agent [email protected] Facebook, Insta, Bluesky. New book Flipping Patriarchy out now.
Rob Temple @RobTemple101
54K Followers 692 Following Creator of Very British Problems @SoVeryBritish. Journalist. Author. Brand Consultant. Repped by @mushenska.
Jim Moir @JamesMoir10
225K Followers 64 Following Actor, artist, glamour model & leg warmer. Any enquires please contact [email protected]
The Beach @thisisthebeach
2K Followers 353 Following This account is now closed - you can find us at @GHRNorfolk
David Hasselhoff @DavidHasselhoff
399K Followers 33K Following 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗜𝗧, 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗧, 𝗟I𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗧 🌎 ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ #theHoff https://t.co/ilIVIsaeKZ HOFFICIAL MERCHANDISE: https://t.co/U9WCQCCz2M
Chinese Watch Central @watchdives
131K Followers 0 Following Welcome to Watchdives, the ultimate destination for quality, affordable watches for everyone.
Have I Got News For Y... @haveigotnews
964K Followers 179 Following This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.
Funny Signs & Clips @Funny_Signs_
169K Followers 4 Following
Captain Kidd @kidd_kong78
8K Followers 892 Following loads of stuff, far too much stuff, stupid stuff, videos and gifs usually not my own stuff. STUFF. And Ghosts.
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
4.4M Followers 172 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to awaken your sense of wonder since 2014. Science, tech, art, weather, space, the unusual around us
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.1M Followers 108 Following Proof that one song is all you need. New album Airplane Mode out 6th November!
Filched @Filched
474 Followers 256 Following Things that make us smile or plain just laugh out loud, double over and cry 😁😂😋DO FOLLOW & if you like RETWEET
Jess Devonport @jess_devonport
3K Followers 1K Following Erstwhile scientist now working in science PR. @stempra committee member. Likes equality and dogs. she/her
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
376K Followers 24K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Ian Power @IHPower
16K Followers 383 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.
Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston
9K Followers 823 Following I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD...
Dean Morris Cards @deanmorriscards
2K Followers 2K Following Hi, my name is Dean and I design funny and rude greeting cards. You can buy them on my website https://t.co/U1DDyLKvVb
Amanda @Pandamoanimum
92K Followers 679 Following Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. Also on Bluesky: https://t.co/TOrnVfkzQ1 Threads: https://t.co/pmlQc89QB5
Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale
19K Followers 907 Following IIllustrator | Commissions: [email protected]
U&Dave @davechannel
113K Followers 722 Following The British TV channel formerly known as Dave Freeview 19 | Freesat 157 | Sky 111 | Virgin 127
Histry in Pictures @Histreepix
18K Followers 2K Following Like History in Pictures, this is the painfully inaccurate retelling of the world's history, in the wrong pictures. Final decisions become facts.
VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
3.5M Followers 1 Following New book: A Very British Midlife Crisis, out now! For everything VBP, visit: https://t.co/51E7az46a4 Written by @RobTemple101
lucy sweet @lucytweet1
5K Followers 2K Following I shout at the telly for the @bigissue and do copywriting and draw cartoons and eat. I think I'm funny and that's what counts.
PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard
86K Followers 16K Following Fragments of life in messages from old postcards, curated by Tom Jackson. BOOK: https://t.co/gLCndNlzKV POD: https://t.co/00ta9kDSqw AGENT: https://t.co/JLZt1IG3VK
Tamzin Rafn @tamzinrafn
1K Followers 1K Following Writer. (Albatross) Wronger. Stand Up. Loose cannon. Repped by Humphrey Elles-Hill at Independent Talent Group Insta : @tamzinrafn and @tamzintoldajoke
Juan Cornetto @cornetto_juan
3K Followers 305 Following We are all in the gutter, but some of us are drinking from a puddle.You might like
