Not Proper Mike @NotProperMike
Go Cowboys, Go Astros, Go Rockets! The Gr8 State Joined May 2010-
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I'm sad the Astros keep losing and are not making the playoffs this year, but this, this makes me smile.
I'm sad the Astros keep losing and are not making the playoffs this year, but this, this makes me smile.
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New hands and knees for Yordan New left shoulder for Hader Xanax for Framber
New hands and knees for Yordan New left shoulder for Hader Xanax for Framber
Me watching the @dallascowboys
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Good morning to everyone but Arlington, Seattle and anyone else trying to shut the @astros party down. WE say when it’s over. And you’re not invited. Ever. Enjoy your off day, Houston. Big weekend ahead. 😈 #BuiltForThis🤘🏼🔥
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Congrats, it’s a GIRL! 👏🏽
Does Christian Walker know he can keep his eyes open during the at bat? @adamclanton
Aaron Judge is still not going to let you suck his dick, bro
Aaron Judge is still not going to let you suck his dick, bro
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Having a tweet “published in Reader’s Digest” isn’t the panty-dropper you’d think it would be.
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Daughter looks nothing like him.
Daughter looks nothing like him.
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If you don't understand my tweets it probably means you're stupid but don't take it personally, dummy.
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The climb starts again 🤘 🎙️ @undertaker
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Happy game day, Longhorn Nation 🤘 We've got the perfect song to play on repeat as you're getting ready to watch @TexasFootball take on Ohio State 🎻 🧡 Texas Fight! 🎥: Arturo Ignacio González (the.most.perfect.pitch // Instagram)
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I have to assume whoever is running the Dallas Cowboys also had something to do with Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign.
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Good morning to everyone but Colorado, #Rockies fans & every MLB pitcher who enjoyed avoiding Yordan Alvarez in the @astros’ lineup. Those days are over. Murdering baseballs has resumed. #BuiltForThis🔥🤘🏼
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Since CFB is kicking off, it is time for a @simplemodernco giveaway 🥳☀️ To enter: Like & RT this photo Comment under this tweet your favorite CFB team. One winner will be randomly selected Monday, August 25th & will receive a @simplemodernco mug representing their team.…
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What I say after eating Taco Bell
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When you see your shadow, that means sunlight traveled 93 million miles to light and heat the Earth, only to fall a couple feet short because of your fat ass.
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I've spent the last 14 years of my life here on Twitter. Other people used that time to become doctors or lawyers or senators. It just goes to show that not everyone can tweet.
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Good morning to everyone but Boston, #DirtyWater fans & anyone who doubted Jim Crane for wanting to go bring @TeamCJCorrea back home to Houston. The guy is an absolute demon right now and the best is yet to come… #BuiltForThis🤘🏼🔥
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