brian simmons @Oldan_Intheway
I make stuff, you should too Joined April 2009-
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Thanks for everything John Paragon!#RIPJambi
I would like @VancityReynolds to cameo in @SpiderManMovie and every time @Deadpool breaks the fourth wall the camera doesn’t. He’s just talking into the air and @SpiderMan has no clue what’s going on. #MCU #MarvelStudios #deadpool #SpiderMan
It’s a beautiful #TransDayOfVisibility and so are you
I've had such a wonderful time working on this script with @RobSchneider & @montyfranklin The Great Emu War is coming!
It’s like @danagould just knows how to put his finger in all my niches. #doctorz #rockmedoctorz
WHAT?!?!? @WeAreDeLaSoul is on TEEN TITANS GO tomorrow! Be there and bring records and cassettes!
So @tedcruz let trump insult his wife, and used his daughter as a coverup lie...I don’t know, I think he might be a douchebag.
My guess as to how the #FlyingTed scandal unfolds: Cruz posts a photo of himself drinking a Piña Colada out of a cup that says LIBERAL TEARS. Benny Johnson declares that it’s “EPIC!!!!” and starts chanting, lib tears can’t melt wind turbines. Don Jr endorses Ted.
It’s a fact....#funny #funnyanimal #sundaymorningfacts #gorilla
Hey @TheB52s, so I’m driving along when suddenly my nine year old starts singing “ Love Shack, Baby Love Shack! I got me a car sir, it seats about twenty so hurry up and bring your JUICE BOX MONEY!”
I bet it was Atlas Shrugged. #tombrady #thegoatisanass. apple.news/AOjV-cENFTwObs…
I never followed 45 but I’m here for you First Fuzz Faces. #firstdogs #majorbiden #champbiden
#womenInHistory Karl Marx is a historical figure of whom everyone is aware —- but you should also know his sister Onya invented the starting pistol.
Hey @PixarSoul, I see how created two dimensional characters whom operate in a three dimensional world presenting as three dimensional with two dimensional abstraction. And you did it so well no one clocked how nuts that is. #soul #pixar #pixarsoul
A Covid test nurse asked if I've had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."
am i racist if i cant tell wether i’m watching superbad or pineapple express?
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What was I supposed to be doing today…? (replays LVM opening again)
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Starting with our 10/21 art gallery, we will only feature art that has been officially submitted using our handy form at critrole.com/submit. This process will help us properly credit the brilliant artists that would like to be featured.💖 LEARN MORE: critrole.com/fan-art-submis…
Instead of BC I’m going to start using BJörk. As in, King Tutankhamun died in 3288 B.Jörk. - “3288 years Before Jörk”
Listen, if you don't want to know how to cleanly dismember a body, then don't ask what I'd do for a Klondike bar.
@ECCSAS @TheOneAzrai @momo_obrien Sounds more like the monster was inside you all this time; back to your bridge and troll no more
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doin my usual bts creepin 🙄🤷🏽♀️ @MarvelsMODOK @hulu @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan @StoopidBuddy TONIGHT! 🤗
Moms are like velcro. They hold everything together, and I have no dang clue how.
Original Super Woman. #MothersDay
Challenge accepted, @danpfeiffer. This Florida @MomsDemand volunteer organizer is ALL IN to reform the filibuster for gun safety. You better believe I--and many others--are pushing internally and externally to make this happen. messagebox.substack.com/p/gun-safety-i…
Another lawyer! Lawyers love a cook-up after a big day of interpreting rules and regulations for individuals and businesses. #MasterChefAU
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