Sylvia @OneEyeSly
Retired pro gift-rapper, educator, math nerd, baking extraordinaire, expert at accidentally putting clothes on backward, and hilarious pervert. didyoueatyet.blogspot.com Joined August 2008-
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It's been awhile since I've tweeted about going to @redrobinburgers with @MAKupelian. So here you go.
I just realized that I have to make a very conscious effort to NOT drown in a sea of used napkins.
Happy birthday ferlamantia!! I can't even count the number of ways I love you. So excited for you and… instagram.com/p/r96aqroGFj/
Our 18 yr old intern taking the joy out going to the Beyoncé concert for me: "Oh, I think my mom is going to that." 😕
Would really love for @jimmyfallon to use Sia's 'Chandelier' in his next lip sync battle. His facial expressions would certainly be epic.
Correction: "It's bridge under water." -@cynachan
Example: "It's all water over the bridge." -@cynachan
One day I will create a Tumblr dedicated to how @cynachan butchers any and all idioms.
My mother lured me home with the promise of pork buns. Where are the pork buns, mom? Where?
I need a therapy session with @MAKupelian over a basket of Red Robin french fries.
Thinking about going to a musical festival makes me tired.
@jdolar I thought the same! So different than his other songs (all of which I dislike).
My favorite part of a burrito = the nub of rolled up tortilla at the end.
Does anyone else experience throbbing pain after a static cling shock? Or is this a sign that I'm about to die?
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