Sweets for Short @STitusR
No longer here. Just looking for school updates because my daughter’s principal posts instead of emails to parents Noblesville, IN Joined November 2012-
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My single male friends ask what women want. Open the car door, pull out her chair, brush the strand of hair away from her face. Listen. Ok?
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Well, shit. Social media and app dating have one thing in common. Married men are "in a bad relationship." Go screw yourself!
I car karaoked all of the words to Queen's Somebody to Love Me this morning. Take that, alcohol! You didn't get all of my brain cells yet!
I stepped on a scale at a friends house. I'm not eating or drinking for the next year.
I've learned a few fun terms lately. Ghosting. Breadcrumbing. Here's a tip. Manners are still appreciated on dating apps. Not happening!
I'm pretty damn sure the friend zone is my zip code with aerial notifications on my house on Google maps!
You know what hurts more than a broken heart? Opening your heart and having it denied.
Married men that hit on single moms should be recess attendants as punishment.
You know when you get a song stuck in your head? Why the hell does it have to be Bawitdaba? My name is Kid Rock! Oh! And you're welcome!
I'm pretty sure the inventor of Shopkins is related to the inventor of Legos and feels compelled to injure the feet of parents everywhere!
I remember once upon a time when twitter was fun.
So now it's 16, 7 and 11. Pretty sure parenting never changes! Love it when someone pops the old ones! x.com/stitusr/status…
Me: Am I a bad mother? 13: No, you just have bad kids. 3: Mommy! You're AWESOME! 7: *currently having meltdown. Will weigh in later*
Oh right. Don't worry about that chick he talks to and texts and goes to baseball games with. Sure, she's just a friend. What?
@WendyRae_P Holy shit! I am never on twitter anymore and you popped up the one night I checked! Check your messages. I'll send it😝
Ok, guys. Here's a tip. Don't text back "K." Doesn't matter if it's your wife, gf, mom, or daughter. Just don't. School's out!
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