ShowerArguments @ShowrArguments
Just another Mommy blogger who loves her kids but wishes they would leave her alone once in awhile. I get my best ideas in the shower. 🚿 facebook.com/showerarguments Joined April 2019-
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However you feel about politics, it’s undeniable how much the Child Tax Credit has helped American families this year. This holiday season, that payment may be the difference between having enough money for Christmas presents or not.
Congratulations to my little brother @The_Reverend06 and his girlfriend @mariasluev on their graduation from UVA Law today! So proud! #UVAGrad
Today I read a comment from a mom saying she doesn’t let her daughter wear light up shoes in case she’s in lockdown for an active shooter at school and that’s how someone finds her. Just let that sink in for a minute.
Why isn’t there a filter on social media yet where you can only see pictures of someone’s cute kids and pets and not their inane political ramblings?
At the point in this pandemic where my husband and I need at least a week alone, completely away from each other, and at least a week by ourselves together on a tropical island somewhere.
If you, as a Trump supporter, wish to separate yourself from being associated with the insurrectionists in DC, shouldn't you grant that same grace and discretion to those in the BLM movement that conducted themselves responsibly while protesting? 🤔
Things that have NOT made my husband shed a tear: - Our wedding day - The birth of our two kids - Military good byes and send-offs Things that have made my husband bawl like a baby: - When the Broncos won the Super Bowl - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reunion
In case you’re wondering about #GOP priorities—they are currently way more worried about dead people voting than live voters dying. #COVID19 #StimulusNow #ConcedeAlready
Listening to the Frozen II soundtrack with my kids right now and blown away by how much that movie foreshadows the entire year of 2020.
Quick social experiment. Everyone gets a grade for how well they’ve complied with pandemic guidelines and followed safe protocols; grade correlates to cash (i.e. A = $5000, B = $1,000, C = $50, D & under = $0). If you’re getting defensive already, might be time to examine why.
Kinda crazy to think decades from now entire college courses will be taught about JUST this one year, and maybe some of us who lived through it will finally find out if those Amazon fires got put out.
This feels like an appropriate time to remind everyone that the Battle of Gettysburg wasn’t won until the third day. #EveryVoteCounts #CountAllTheVotes
So now many of us moms find ourselves in the position of having to parent as normal, patiently wait, and figure out how we are going to get a damn thing done for the next few days while this country rides a nauseating roller coaster of insanity. Heeeeeelp. #CountEveryVote
The numbers will change as the early votes and mail-in ballots are counted. Be patient, give them time. WE ARE IN THIS FOR THE LONG HAUL. #CountEveryVote
Shout out to my people, who are walking through this with me play-by-play tonight and holding my hand the whole way. Your texts, messages, and memes are the main reason I’m holding it together. That, and double-stuf Oreos.
I keep hearing “I’m so ready for this election to be over.” I get it. The fatigue is real. But let’s recognize that many people don’t have the privilege of being relieved once this ends. They can’t just “get on with life.” This uncertainty and anxiety is their permanent reality.
My bitter, hardened, 2020-ravaged heart was warmed last night by the generosity and creativity of my neighbors, who worked so hard to make Halloween a safe and fun event for kids. If we can all continue to step up and take care of each other like this, we’re going to be OK. ❤️
Beyond sad at the loss of legend Sean Connery. But dang, if there’s a right way to go, it’s at age 90 in your sleep while in the Bahamas.
If you’re planning to vote (or already have!) but tired of the constant reminders on Facebook, here’s how to turn them off from the app on your phone: - Go to “See More” - Go to “Town Hall” - Go to “Settings” - Turn Voting Reminders off ✌️ 🇺🇸

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