Two Messy Mamas @messy_two
We think we’re funny. Follow our IG: @Twomessymamas Erie, PA Joined October 2020-
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I’m real sick and tired of babysitting my moms grandchildren.
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By the time Covid’s over, I’ll be too old to go to the club.
9YO: Hey Mom, you know there’s such things as toe socks?! Me: Yes! I used to LOVE those! Her: They look disgusting
Now that my Christmas anxiety is over, i can continue to my normal everyday anxiety.
You know what I’m doing instead of cleaning my house? Napping. I’ll be damned if my kids get to nap and I don’t.
Wait, why am I up on Christmas Day before all 3 of my children?
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🎵I’ll be home for Christmas 🎶 ... ya know cause it’s 2020.
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I’m obsessed with my kids but their bedtime will never not be my favorite time
If you think you’re having a good day, just chat with @amazon customer service 🙄
Except I do.
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Inaccurate: "Sleeping like a baby." Accurate: "Sleeping like the father of a baby."
My husband wasn’t responding to me. So he texts me and says “Sorry, I was cleaning and doing the dishes.” So I’m assuming I have to put out tonight. 😝
The Nightmare before Christmas. A movie starring: Me.
In some ways COVID quarantine has made me feel young again... taking me back to my teenage days where my diet only consisted of coffee, Hot Cheetos and ramen noodles.
In a few minutes the lady in the car in front of me is gonna need a new carton of cigarettes. #Walmartpickup #1hour #stillwaiting
Nothing tests your patience more than waiting for your Walmart pickup order during Christmas and COVID season.
All I want for Christmas is to be taken off the extended car warranty call list.
Every time my husband asks me to do something from now on, I’m telling him I have to take a shit. Day 2 and it’s working so far.
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