Simple Jack Capital👨🦯📉 @SimpleJackCap
Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process. This Is Not Investment Advice Joined October 2019-
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Just saw a bumper sticker that said: “Tax This Dick” - Benjamin Franklin We are so back
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Me continuing to think holding Bitcoin is a geopolitical hedge
If you haven’t filed your taxes yet please hurry, it’s currently needed to shoot down some drones in a desert
Me telling my wife to calm down after she’s mad at me for forgetting to pick up the kids from school because I was drunk all day watching The Masters
Nobody: White girls on Instagram who visited NYC once: “OMG I can’t believe an earthquake has destroyed that beautiful city. New York will always have my heart, here’s a picture of me in a bikini there. Thots and Prayers 🙏”
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BREAKING: Sam Bankman-Fried prison guard has been assigned
CumRocket to the moon, my kids to counseling
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When you defeat all the other gloryholes and have to face the final boss
Simple Jack Capital👨🦯📉 retweeted
Fellas, if she has ‘Realtor 🏡’ in her bio she’s 50bps away from starting an OnlyFans
Me adding margin to my trading account
My girlfriend: Hey your Halloween costume isn’t offensive right? Me: Nah, it’s classy. The costume:
Mexican Aliens: Expectations vs Reality
Americans: wow I can’t believe you sheep think humans could impact the climate Also Americans: Oprah is literally using weather weapons to buy land in Hawaii
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Nobody: Realtors when rent is due:
Me listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack while trying to do a vlookup in excel
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Nobody could have predicted this
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