J.F. Harris @TheJFHarris
Stand Up Comic from @LateLateShow Bill Burr's The Ringers's @comedycentral ✍🏼 Magic For Humans @nexflix watch my hour special on @amazon prime or here ⬇️ JFHarris.com LAX Airport Joined December 2008-
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My wallet is missing. I haven’t left my house. I’ve checked all my pants and jackets, the sofa, the bed, my desk and even kitchen cabinets. Suggestions?
You learn something new every day. 🎥: @TheJFHarris, "People Make Mistakes"
Just like we drew it up.
Lil John has taken great care of himself #SuperBowl
Loving the deleted scenes from Tron right now. #SuperBowl
The Jets and Giants will never win a championship. Their stadium is cursed, built on top of an ancient mafia burial ground.
11 years sober today, because nothing say rock bottom like giving your Mom a Chills’ gift card for Christmas 🎄 🎅🏼
NOTTINGHAM 🫶🏼 Thank you so much for coming out to the opening night of my debut tour. It felt right to kick off the tour in the city I called home for 4 years ♥️ We packed out the Metronome. Huge thanks goes to @TheJFHarris for opening the show! 🔥 Next stop: NEWCASTLE 😍
My stand up special, 37 & Single, is going to be on @netflix August 15th. I could write a million words here and it would just be emotional ramblings. I’ll write one thing, THANK YOU.
My special and debut album “Thakkar Noir” come out TODAY at 8pm EST/5pm PST! Link is in my bio, or go to the @800pgm YouTube page to watch! I’ve been waiting a long time to put an album out, I’m really proud of this. Please share with anyone who likes comedy prayer 🙏
What do you guys do when your parents come to town? Other then stress eat.
Music was better then because of this... Houston go see the hilarious @TheJFHarris Friday & Saturday The Riot Comedy Club! Tickets: eventbrite.com/cc/the-riot-co… #Houston #theriot #randynewman
Tonight at 7:30 in The Main Room @LTNSComedy with @anthonyjeselnik @iliza @davidnihill #trevorwallace @PaulElia @Greaves_Charles @TheJFHarris improv.com/hollywood/even… #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Can’t wait for tomorrow night @HollywoodImprov at 7:30! Come laugh with @iliza @davidnihill @TheJFHarris @PaulElia @Greaves_Charles and Trevor Wallace! Tix here: shorturl.at/lyG09
My dad isn’t on the internet and would hate if I put his photo up here. I assume he has a second family.
Tonight in Culver City it’s @ChillComedy hosted by me! If you come you’ll have 7 years good luck. 😘 Tickets: bit.ly/ComedyNChillJu…
Ever time I’m in a airplane bathroom my head is on the ceiling and I think to myself “probably the only safe surface to be touching.”
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Oh this will quiet the critics
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