Justy Dodge @justydodge
Stand up comic. I love soup 🍵 and hate karaoke. New York City Joined December 2010-
Tweets8K
-
Followers8K
-
Following996
-
Likes35K
Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.
2
4
15
1K
0
I drunk texted my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.
My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.
“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?” -Me getting into relationships
Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear? Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.
Justy Dodge retweeted
Another gem on KATG.com thanks to the very vulnerable @justydodge sharing her harrowing Christmas stocking story, @every1hateschu’s person family business, and … let’s get serious; Kyle Thompson’s … good god lordy… And @catocalvin closes it out beautifully.
The most sexual chemistry I've ever had was with a donut.
"Just be yourself" is the absolute worst advice you could give to 95% of people.
“I’m too old to give a shit.” -What I’ve been saying since age 10
A little about me- I’m sexually attracted to Raphael from the ninja turtles.
I lost a friend today. This is what happened - Ex-friend: We should dress up and go do SantaCon! Me: Goodbye forever.
I hope one day someone hates me enough to write a song about it.
My emotional state: I just screamed "go fuck yourself" to a pile of leaves.
Watching couples fight in public is great, watching couples fight in public in costumes FUCKING AMAZING.
“I probably should've put a little more thought into this.” -Me, halfway into life
Justy Dodge retweeted
Get your late night laughs with @ianimal69 @KevinDombrowski @justydodge @WoodsAkeem @maxantonucci & more tonight on our 11:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ian-fid…
Girl: I'm always kind of bitchy because I'm a Virgo. Me: No, you're just a bitch who was born in September.
Every day I'm on a secret game show called "Am I going to have a public meltdown or not?” and the only contestant is me.
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
48K Followers 5K Following Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, CBS • I joke a lot. • Mastadon: https://t.co/UymYo2qVSc • Bluesky: https://t.co/sRjqLg32ly
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok.
Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Amy Miller @amymiller
27K Followers 3K Following 💜✌️ female comedian / coastal elite white trash / not talking to you, talking to your dog / never not touching my head
Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur
12K Followers 2K Following My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a "great way of ruining things for people." Now I do comedy. My debut album is available now: https://t.co/aA3kYgFcBR
New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub
14K Followers 2K Following The best stand up in NY with locations in Midtown, East Village and Stamford CT @nyccstamford
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
50K Followers 5K Following I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Evan J'daté Kessler @EvanJKessler
6K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Author of Raisins are Good for You: A Child's Guide to Eating A Raisin-Only Diet. Host of the "Won't You Be My Killer?" podcast.
Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan
15K Followers 2K Following comedian experiencing a mood swing. cohost of https://t.co/GiMmUpPPj7.
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Jason Gore @mrjasongore
11K Followers 5K Following comedian. actor. writer. voiceover. 108.9 the hawk. a man on many podcasts.
Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
7K Followers 1K Following I’m a stand up comedian and I’m emotional!
Lori @Lori74084839620
31 Followers 916 Following
Whole Ass Angel @whole_ass_angel
2K Followers 318 Following Just an angel trying to make her way in this fuck show 😇 https://t.co/nDrOPxz5QL
Daniel @starofdawning
604 Followers 568 Following
elena epsinosa @EEpsinosa
172 Followers 5K Following
Yansen Mda @YansenMda
53 Followers 3K Following
Baba @bahbadou0
109 Followers 3K Following
Bianca @Bianca8387
7 Followers 93 Following
“Hipster Dufus” C.. @MPAVictoria
8K Followers 4K Following Come for the Pug Pictures and stay for the angry leftist politics and the divisive polls. Pug Rancher. #CowboysQuestions. Intersectional Brocialist and T1D
Sonshine Consulting @SonshineConsul1
48 Followers 119 Following
Smosmetee @smosmetee2690
98 Followers 2K Following
Gordy Megroz @GordyMegroz
2K Followers 475 Following Author of 100 Slopes of a Lifetime, a book published by @natgeo. Bylines: @wired, @bw, @nytimes, @outsidemagazine, etc. Contact: [email protected]
Karl Henschel @KarlHenschel
3K Followers 5K Following Married, environmental activist, save the world, go green as much as you can, EV cars are here, Vote Blue for Women’s Rights! No DM’s please
I watched C-beams gli.. @accidentalflyer
1K Followers 500 Following PhD Aero, MS EComm. Go Blue / Tartans. Zen Atheist. PHEV with Alfa Romeo Tonale. Will see you in tech workers Valhalla. https://t.co/Cqbiuthpkk
molly @MollySneed
9K Followers 2K Following Enjoy the immediate regret of putting yourself out there! #BlackLivesMatter
Mark Maira @MarkMaira
2K Followers 471 Following The Gentlemen’s Club Podcast https://t.co/8gOPLEwtx0…. Writing for @realpunknews
E. Edwards @MrEDouble1
6 Followers 698 Following
Niko @NikoTalk
1K Followers 461 Following Friday Coffee Talk! I have 5 cats! A Dirty mind! Hospital employee for a long time! Not a real Dr Just play one on TV! hospital mechanic. I say Fuck a lot
donatello @therealdondi
1K Followers 2K Following My superpower is being hilarious. I Mute Nincompoops
Brian O'Loughlin🟧 .. @brianoloughlin9
7K Followers 8K Following I'm a Liberal and fully Suppoprt Biden & My Governor, Gretchen Whitmer. I'm about as Woke Vermin as you can get. I support BLM & LGBT. ❤ my 🐶. TheResistance
Adam Mamawala (Austin.. @adammamawala
3K Followers 875 Following NYC based stand-up comic/actor/host seen on Comedy Central/MTV/BET. Co-host @awaygamespod & @HORSE_hoops. TELL ME WHERE TO PERFORM 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy
25K Followers 5K Following 𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t
xTheLostSoulx🇺🇸.. @Soulwhisperer3
1K Followers 716 Following Taoist. Heyoka Empath. I can feel your soul. Ramen lover. Sci-Fi books and movies. Single dad. Love to cook. INFJ
s and s Specpro @specpro_s
537 Followers 928 Following Looking for wisdom, kindness, people who experience life, born 50s, fitness, widowed long ago, raised 4, lost one, people who expand my thoughts and views.
the hole in things @Michael81848571
28 Followers 130 Following Now the years are rolling by me, they are rocking evenly, and I am older than I once was, and younger than I'll be, but that's not unusual
AbbyDabbyDoobyDoo @DearAuntAbby
20K Followers 5K Following Trying to laugh through the shitshow that is my life. My tweets in link below 👇
Sometimes I'm Interes.. @nowthethingis
1K Followers 621 Following I retweet 97.5% of cats & I refuse to tweet or retweet raccoons. #youarewrongthisiscool #animalsBeingJackasses #Catoverlords
Jordan Starkweather �.. @jackal27
4K Followers 999 Following I write too much about weird old video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on @pocketoid for 13 years. Runs @CRTpixels.
Bobby Rodgers @FunBobbio
3K Followers 908 Following 57 single, I love babies and my friends having success I work were the big birds fly -2A!!! live where legends are made &tornadoes are born
Toteshesl @toteshesl54370
247 Followers 3K Following
JR Stout @JRStout6
1K Followers 5K Following
❤️🖤🌒Goth Ic.. @goth_ick_mom
155 Followers 480 Following Just a mom with dark humor. No DM rooms. https://t.co/6roqrjGFnm
Kurt J. Christenson @KurtChristenson
3K Followers 9K Following Writer/Photo Editor/Producer/Comic Creator @TURBOxTHRUST @TIMESPACERS #TEAMUPinTIMESPACE Trying to Save the World…
Quynh. @QuynhMontgomery
27K Followers 16K Following My children are surprisingly good looking—I believe everything is better with bacon—profanity is my 2nd language — and I’m convinced my dog is judging me.
Michael B 🖖🌎 �.. @JrMariner77
4K Followers 5K Following Xoomer. Seattle sports, sci-fi, trivia, toons, TV/film, humor. Usually follows back. BLM/LGBTQ 👍. RTs/hearts = support. He/Him. ISTP. Cover by @sigmas
༒☬𝓝𝓪𝓭�.. @Nadeem524458
421 Followers 2K Following
TheFunnyDesi @thefunnydesi
2K Followers 436 Following We all need some laughs! Pizza lover, sudoku addict.
Shamim Miah @ShamimM03776222
341 Followers 4K Following
Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
48K Followers 5K Following Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, CBS • I joke a lot. • Mastadon: https://t.co/UymYo2qVSc • Bluesky: https://t.co/sRjqLg32ly
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok.
Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur
12K Followers 2K Following My 3rd grade teacher told me I had a "great way of ruining things for people." Now I do comedy. My debut album is available now: https://t.co/aA3kYgFcBR
New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub
14K Followers 2K Following The best stand up in NY with locations in Midtown, East Village and Stamford CT @nyccstamford
Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal
11K Followers 3K Following Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
50K Followers 5K Following I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Evan J'daté Kessler @EvanJKessler
6K Followers 1K Following Comedian. Author of Raisins are Good for You: A Child's Guide to Eating A Raisin-Only Diet. Host of the "Won't You Be My Killer?" podcast.
Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan
15K Followers 2K Following comedian experiencing a mood swing. cohost of https://t.co/GiMmUpPPj7.
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Jason Gore @mrjasongore
11K Followers 5K Following comedian. actor. writer. voiceover. 108.9 the hawk. a man on many podcasts.
Mary Kobayashi @MaryKoCo
22K Followers 2K Following Formerly 1/4 of The Perfect Women on @adultswim 🍟 Currently 1/2 Japanese 🇯🇵
Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
14K Followers 1K Following Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9
gg 🙊🙈🙉 @gina_goldberg
2K Followers 371 Following mother of puppies and actual children also, gen x ftw, cisgender, she/her
Dame Brian Moylan @BrianJMoylan
28K Followers 832 Following NY Times Bestselling author of The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives. Founder of @Vulture 's Housewives Institute. BrianJamesMoylan at gmail
Daniel @starofdawning
604 Followers 568 Following
Whole Ass Angel @whole_ass_angel
2K Followers 318 Following Just an angel trying to make her way in this fuck show 😇 https://t.co/nDrOPxz5QL
“Hipster Dufus” C.. @MPAVictoria
8K Followers 4K Following Come for the Pug Pictures and stay for the angry leftist politics and the divisive polls. Pug Rancher. #CowboysQuestions. Intersectional Brocialist and T1D
Gordy Megroz @GordyMegroz
2K Followers 475 Following Author of 100 Slopes of a Lifetime, a book published by @natgeo. Bylines: @wired, @bw, @nytimes, @outsidemagazine, etc. Contact: [email protected]
I watched C-beams gli.. @accidentalflyer
1K Followers 500 Following PhD Aero, MS EComm. Go Blue / Tartans. Zen Atheist. PHEV with Alfa Romeo Tonale. Will see you in tech workers Valhalla. https://t.co/Cqbiuthpkk
Mark Maira @MarkMaira
2K Followers 471 Following The Gentlemen’s Club Podcast https://t.co/8gOPLEwtx0…. Writing for @realpunknews
molly @MollySneed
9K Followers 2K Following Enjoy the immediate regret of putting yourself out there! #BlackLivesMatter
Niko @NikoTalk
1K Followers 461 Following Friday Coffee Talk! I have 5 cats! A Dirty mind! Hospital employee for a long time! Not a real Dr Just play one on TV! hospital mechanic. I say Fuck a lot
Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy
25K Followers 5K Following 𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t
Adam Mamawala (Austin.. @adammamawala
3K Followers 875 Following NYC based stand-up comic/actor/host seen on Comedy Central/MTV/BET. Co-host @awaygamespod & @HORSE_hoops. TELL ME WHERE TO PERFORM 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
xTheLostSoulx🇺🇸.. @Soulwhisperer3
1K Followers 716 Following Taoist. Heyoka Empath. I can feel your soul. Ramen lover. Sci-Fi books and movies. Single dad. Love to cook. INFJ
AbbyDabbyDoobyDoo @DearAuntAbby
20K Followers 5K Following Trying to laugh through the shitshow that is my life. My tweets in link below 👇
Sometimes I'm Interes.. @nowthethingis
1K Followers 621 Following I retweet 97.5% of cats & I refuse to tweet or retweet raccoons. #youarewrongthisiscool #animalsBeingJackasses #Catoverlords
Jordan Starkweather �.. @jackal27
4K Followers 999 Following I write too much about weird old video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on @pocketoid for 13 years. Runs @CRTpixels.
Bobby Rodgers @FunBobbio
3K Followers 908 Following 57 single, I love babies and my friends having success I work were the big birds fly -2A!!! live where legends are made &tornadoes are born
Quynh. @QuynhMontgomery
27K Followers 16K Following My children are surprisingly good looking—I believe everything is better with bacon—profanity is my 2nd language — and I’m convinced my dog is judging me.
House of Remi 💃 @HouseofRemi1
1K Followers 990 Following Married. E-bay shop. Ret. Physician Associate. Horse rescues in U.S. & Italy. Animal lover. Avid reader. #Seahawks 🏈 https://t.co/lwPlOMnwAh
TheFunnyDesi @thefunnydesi
2K Followers 436 Following We all need some laughs! Pizza lover, sudoku addict.
Marcia Walls @MarciaWalls12
4K Followers 4K Following 🇺🇸 Mother of Sons, Sibling, Aunt, Spouse Professional bio: 📊Business, ⚖️Legal, 🖋️Healthcare. Advocate of ✝️ Truth, 📜Constitutional Law, Laughter! 🦌 🐶🐱🥓
LIFEISAJOURKNEE @LIFEJOURKNEE
2K Followers 731 Following
Milind Gadagkar @milxind
11K Followers 2K Following Storyteller | Filmmaker | Adrenaline Junkie | Film & Content Buff | Avid Reader | Eternal Optimist | Adventurer | Student | Army Brat | Carpe Diem |
Víkrám @gvicks
44K Followers 28K Following Embracing the Future with a Treasure Trove of Timeless Tales. #Ibanker ; https://t.co/1lNZeb2Zyz
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons
2K Followers 825 Following celine dion fan account https://t.co/4HEVQLVaOs
✞ 𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖑�.. @rosesofpoison
3K Followers 866 Following music, movies, horror, & video games | @PlayApex @GenshinImpact | mental health advocate ཐི♡ཋྀ •INFP🪬
❥ 𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧�.. @jen_in_reverie
6K Followers 224 Following I αɱ ზҽƈαυʂҽ ɯҽ αɾҽ... #fuckcancer in remission 9/27/23
gσ∂∂єѕѕ σƒ .. @ProfanePsyche
1K Followers 866 Following ☆*:・ﾟ43-She/fae• Ancient Priestess raging in brilliant desolation•Poetess•Thought weaver•Succubus•Shapeshifter•We’re all feral here• ~21+ Only NSFW*:・ﾟ☆
John Saponaro @JohnSaponaro
2K Followers 713 Following comedian | host | actor | vo artist | antihero @monsterjam 🎤 @tilmetsdouspart & @goddamnjetspod 🎙️
Reyna Cervantes @Jfcdoomblade
5K Followers 999 Following Writer/Host. Words in: IGN, Netflix, The Academy, The Wrap, Syfy, Fangoria, Bloody-Disgusting. Opinions are mine and not my employers’.
Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali
3K Followers 597 Following Only here for the Glory | Stand up 🎤 Host of The Ramble with Naim Ali 🎧 | Half of Durag and the Deertag 📢 | A Yo Actually Podcast 📚📈
Miss Chanandler Bong @SmashleySmasher
1K Followers 957 Following I made a typo/grammatical error once and I'm still beating myself up over it. No DMs.
Robert J. Relyea - Wr.. @robertjrelyea
3K Followers 816 Following Writer/Chef/Musician/He/Him •Destroy the mind, destroy the body, but you cannot destroy the heart• #WritingCommunity #ChefLife #YankeesTwitter #RockOn🤘
Samantha Silver @iamsamsilver
10K Followers 1K Following Writer. Mom to human and pups. A sucker for a good coming-of-age film. (formerly) Proud circle walker. #WGAStrong
🍹 Princess Consuel.. @kimmie_c_
28K Followers 3K Following Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a joke
Bacon$oap @BaconSoap888
5K Followers 968 Following CULT LEADER. #CultLife STORE: https://t.co/vsnCpKh0Vo SPOTIFY: https://t.co/0ZhtmZSERV
perfectly imperfect @_aperfectmess_
9K Followers 606 Following Don’t preach what you don’t follow. stay intrigued about life not someone. Oh and I am not your friend.
Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
18K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfudMy new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.
Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.
I drunk texted my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.
@justydodge after 2 years, it's all down hill anyways.
The song “Yeah!” Came out when I was in college and I can’t deny I got weird goosebumps when they started playing it. I could taste the dirty beer pong ball in the air.
This ain't halftime show....this is a Usher concert with football happening around it. #SuperBowl
Usher has so many hits, he can sing like five words of one and not run out of songs.
I’m 41 years old and just heard about Jesus for the first time. Money well-spent, Super Bowl ads!
Trends for United States
1.237 posts
18,4 B posts
21,3 B posts
3.776 posts
32 B posts
22,3 B posts
5.150 posts
12,3 B posts
2.323 posts
1.466 posts
2.181 posts
75,3 B posts
13,1 B posts
53,9 B posts
48,9 B posts
4.769 posts
1.792 posts
25,3 B posts
1.053 posts
You might like
Adam Sokol
@SokolAdam
2K Followers
Rojo Perez
@rojoperezzz
4K Followers
Calvin S. Cato
@catocalvin
3K Followers
J.F. Harris
@TheJFHarris
6K Followers
Dan St. Germain
@DSGermain
16K Followers
Kara Klenk
@karaklenk
8K Followers
Mike Cannon
@IamMikeCannon
16K Followers
Gotham Comedy Club
@GothamComedy
20K Followers
Babe Parker 📝
@BabeParker
9K Followers
☠Êv¡£☠Genius�..
@That_Damn_Duck
19K Followers
Rebecca A. Trent
@rebelcave
7K Followers
Leah Bonnema
@LeahBonnema
8K Followers
WhiplashComedy
@WhiplashComedy
2K Followers
Erik Bergstrom
@Erik_Bergstrom
5K Followers
Angela Cobb
@angelacobb
6K Followers