Kate @Wee_Chickadee
Can't sleep at night and wake up in the morning. Joined April 2012-
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There are days you want to say a lot. Just by hug.
Latest complement I heard from a guy? "OMG your pussy is tightest then Asian girls" #InternationalWomensDay
Anybody wants to swap boyfriends? My wrote 11 books but can't repair blocked sink.
Let's the crazy night in begin! 2 bottles of red wine, pizza and xfile. #adulthood
Sometimes I think I should write a book-how to pretend to be happy for depressed dummies #depression #creativewritting
No matter what you did, how much you hurt me. You can't change my feelings for you. #lifeproblems
Thinking about you so much my stomach is killing me.
Let me be your girl in the yellow dress m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PwQrE… #lovefighters
Then you say I shouldn't drink wine when on antidepressants? But whisky is ok, right?
My hydroxyzinum is over and there is still week until doctor appointment. #depression #lifeproblems
Tomorrow is going to be another beautiful day. That worries me. #MorningsWouldBeBetterIf #horror
Today at work didn't want to put my pic on fb. They said my #boobs are too big and it would be inappropriate.
It's not nice being call a slut before even having #sex
Alcohol... It's so good and makes your pants wet.
I'm not going to beg anymore... Except begging you for sex.
Kelkulus Says Stuff @kelkulus2
23K Followers 29K Following I post my jokes on @kelkulus, and my @ replies here. I know, it's mind blowing. Visual jokes on Instagram & Facebook as 'Kelkulus'
Donovan Dick @DonovanDick
503 Followers 597 Following It took me over 2 years to write a bio, and this is all I could come up with.
Paweł Lach @pawellach
750 Followers 1K Following #PMO In #HighTech #5G SoftwareHouse, Po godzinach:Tata, Tu: #Tech, #Polityka - opinie zdecydowanie prywatne. Alergia na hipokryzję.
Chopper @chopper4jk
30K Followers 30K Following Yeah, I really just said that…Get over it - IG chopper4jk https://t.co/uYnroIQvPd
David Dzwonkoski @006dot7
286 Followers 441 Following Writer, blogger, teen group leader, library sort of person.
Lady MacLipsy @MicheleAKALips
9K Followers 843 Following I once cooked dinner with 2 straight women, a now divorced couple & a lesbian (she tossed the salad) We didnt pray.
Cock Shittington @CockShittington
3K Followers 250 Following Army veteran. I have the superpowers of someone bitten by a radioactive overweight white guy.
Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs
13K Followers 663 Following passive-aggressive, stage 7 clinger, all around terrible person. I'm the reason we can't have nice things. My dog is the cutest dog on twitter!!!
John Galt 🚂🇺�... @JohnGGalt
42K Followers 83 Following World’s Greatest Objectivist 🏆 Existence - Reason - Rationality ⚙️ Anti-Collectivist ⚔️
Veglio Entertainments @VeglioEnts
3K Followers 1K Following 🎧 #weddingDJ/party DJ/corporate event host🎤 Experience with discrete VIP bookings. UK based. Available internationally.
Benjamin Robbins @PaladorBenjamin
17K Followers 2K Following Have you ever played Go? I've never lost so much and still loved it.
Andy Freeman @andymhp
2K Followers 367 Following Mobile Home Park Operator. Midwest based. Committed to making a positive impact in the MHP space.
Luke Wroblewski @LukeW
285K Followers 107 Following Humanizing tech. MD: Sutter Hill Ventures Founder: Polar (Google acquired) Bagcheck (Twitter acquired) Wrote: Mobile First, Web Form Design Pre: NCSA eBay Yahoo
Juddy @iAmJuddy
20K Followers 7K Following Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.
Tim Osteen @TimOsteen
91 Followers 103 Following
Carbosly @Carbosly
24K Followers 5K Following Mother. Lover. Wondering what happened to the cow in Twister.
Accidental Advocate @OopsyAdvocate
1K Followers 89 Following From the Big East to cowboy boots and wide open spaces
Vasculitis Vixen™ @MistookMistake
6K Followers 1K Following When I'm not busy losing 15lbs. so I can fit behind my fridge to get an M&M, I'm tweeting jokes, writing a book, & speaking about my cause: beating Vasculitis.
Craig Sullivan @OptimiseOrDie
15K Followers 8K Following Conversion Optimisation, Usability, Split Testing, Lean, Agile, User Experience, Performance, Web Analytics, Conversion Optimization http://t.co/BSWwzHj00S #CRO
Chopper @chopper4jk
30K Followers 30K Following Yeah, I really just said that…Get over it - IG chopper4jk https://t.co/uYnroIQvPd
Tricky @KnowleWestboy
25K Followers 28 Following ‚Different When It’s Silent’ OUT NOW ⬇️ Tour 2026- Tickets https://t.co/xvvGiAmPq0
Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver
5.5M Followers 4K Following The latest from Jamie & his HQ 👋 Pre- order my new 20 Minute Meals cookbook ⏰ https://t.co/O3GroegIwYTrends for United States
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