Ditto💙Vodka and Chains @WhoopsDitto
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Realize this: a species from another planet may be looking and listening to Voyager 1. They are literally watching E.T. phoning home.
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Ladies, warning ... WHEN YOU HAVE NO GAY FRIENDS.
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NASA have just announced the discovery of a black hole that swallows ALL food that falls onto the floor.
That was the last eclipse I will ever see and I slept right thru it 🥺
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