you don't know me @oohshinystuff
2022 was not the time for world domination, so I will start my domination one person at a time. *Looks for whip* x.com/search?q=from%… Joined March 2011-
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I’m glad our President is focused on what’s important….
Can’t. Pretending anything even matters anymore.
One more unhealthy coping mechanism then I’m done, I swear
Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast food parking lot
Slowly losing my sanity one “I’m fine” at a time
In retrospect, I guess "one drunken night of stupidity" isn't the best response when a child asks you where babies come from
Love myself? The bitch who got me into this mess?
I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser into someone with more boundaries, it can feel so weird — it's tough to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re just respecting your own feelings for once, because you’re so used to putting other people's feelings first
Oh it’s “probably a bad idea?” Sign me the fuck up!
A tanker explosion in Columbus has shut down all highways and ramps near I-270 and SR-161 Details on the ABC 6 News App
People who ask me “GUESS WHAT?!" are grossly overestimating my level of interest in anything they have to say
I would rather be weird as fuck than boring as fuck.
I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser into someone with better boundaries, it can be so hard—it's tough to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re simply honouring your own feelings, because you’re so used to putting other people's feelings above your own.
How dare you tell me the truth instead of what I want to hear
You know what bugs me? Everything
Gentle reminder? Fuck that. I’ma remind you as aggressively as possible.
What am I doing this weekend? I don’t even know what I’m doing right the fuck now.
“I wonder how I can make this worse” ~my brain
It’s both a hobby and skill.

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