Spoonerisms @_Spoonerisms
Natisfying your seed for foonspuls of spoonerisms en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism Wirldwode Joined April 2017-
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of the 1990s, the most 90s year was either 92’ or 97’
@hippieswordfish Happens to the best of us
@senderblock23 Excellent spoonerism, jon
Tired of the Baby Lobby funding pieces like this in our newspapers
[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
I don't know who this Al guy is, but that's impressive. it's not Gore is it? x.com/NBCNews/status…
AI predicts heart attacks better than doctors, research shows nbcnews.to/2pEztgT via @NBCNewsMACH
@BassoonJokes when you find out you've been selected to appear on the cover of the new radiohead album
I got bored today and made a movie trailer for my cat.
i, much like the esteemed teil degrasse nyson, am not much of a fan of mole rodels x.com/neiltyson/stat…
If kids who are fans of pop-stars think Earth is flat because they do, then it exposes a flaw in the concept of Role Models.
1 rt = 1 prayer for my man badison mumgarner x.com/SInow/status/8…
rt if you're gonna get the next dall of cuty x.com/charlieINTEL/s…
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This is amazing.
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