corndawg @_corndogs1
these pretzels are making me thirsty its a trap! Joined October 2011-
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trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕
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i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup
this superbowl is the 20th anniversary of janet jacksons halftime nip slip
the government is engaging in wars overseas because they dont want us to realize that there is a veneer pandemic violently and rapidly sweeping across our nation rn and it needs 2 be stopped
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work is done, time 2 get high
just unpinned my one viral tweet from like 2017ish bc i felt like i was one of those guys who kept his hudl link in his bio far after graduating high school
i wish i could pay an uber just to drive me around the city in a loop at night so i can look at all the pretty lights
me tweeting when i was 20
me tweeting when i was 20
just added this one to the lineup this AM
just added this one to the lineup this AM https://t.co/V9MZ0oGnBT
this was in my drafts from 2019 and it originally included “in the coastlines of italy” but it was too long and this show came out in 2021 i want to sue them just so i can meet stanley tucci in court
putting “data analytics (astrological)” on my resume now that i can fully read a birth chart
remember mariah <33
this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover
this is my favorite vampire weekend album cover
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Jason Derulo has just tripped over a used Ozempic needle and fallen down the stairs at the 2023 Oscars
just unfollowed the pope on instagram to boost my ratio
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i can buy myself flowers
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